Having A Baby Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old having a baby quotes, having a baby sayings, and having a baby proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your life, as well as the hardest thing in your life.     

Nuno Bettencourt

Having a baby is a life-changer. It gives you a whole other perspective on why you wake up every day.     

Taylor Hanson

Making the decision to have a child it's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking outside your body.     

Elizabeth Stone

I understood once I held a baby in my arms, why some people have the need to keep having them.     

Spalding Gray

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.     

Matthew Broderick

Every child born into the world is a new thought of God, an ever-fresh and radiant possibility.     

Kate Douglas Wiggin

A new baby is like the beginning of all things wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.     

Eda J. Le Shan

Children reinvent your world for you.     

Susan Sarandon

A baby is something you carry inside you for nine months, in your arms for three years and in your heart till the day you die.     

Mary Mason

It was the tiniest thing I ever decided to put my whole life into.     

Terri Guillemets

You never understand life until it grows inside of you.     

Sandra C. Kassis

A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house.     

Milwaukee Journal

Having a child is wondrous. It is to forever have your heart go walking around outside your body.     

Elizabeth Stone

Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.     

Michael Levine

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.     

Bill Cosby

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child.     

Tina Brown

When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.     

Marie Osmond

A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men.     

Martin Fraquhar Tupper

Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.     

Carol Burnett

The joy of having a baby today can only be expressed in two words: tax deduction.     


I loved having my baby inside of me, but I was very happy when he was finally here.     

Marion Jones

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.     

Ray Romano

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun.     

Jane Goodall

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.     

Jean Kerr

Babies are always more trouble than you thought- and more wonderful.     

Charles Osgood

It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.     

Barbara Kingsolver

Having a baby takes so much from you. It's the most glorious thing you'll ever do, but the aftermath is not so glorious!     

Halle Berry

Having a baby is a life-changer. It gives you a whole other perspective on why you wake up every day.     

Taylor Hanson

I do not believe having a baby is punishment.     

Allen West

Having a baby's sweet face so close to your own, for so long a time as it takes to nurse 'em, is a great tonic for a sad soul.     

Erica Eisdorfer