Hot Dog Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old hot dog quotes, hot dog sayings, and hot dog proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.     

Dr. Laurence J. Peter

If I'm out of town and I'm in a situation where I have to be creative, it has to be hot dogs because that's my comfort food.     

Ester Dean

A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.     

Humphrey Bogart

No man can hope to be elected in his state without being photographed eating a hot dog at Nathan's Famous.     

Nelson Rockefeller

If you're the only hot dog stand in town, your hot dogs don't have to be good.     

Andy Stanley

A hot dog with an interesting person is an amazing meal.     

Chris Rock

I basically love anything that comes in a hot dog bun... except hot dogs.     

Gwyneth Paltrow

The use of an iconic food in an act of violence against an iconic golfer like Tiger Woods is reprehensible -- and a violation of hot dog etiquette. Some might call the thrower a 'wiener,' but we'd say that's too high a compliment. Hot dogs are meant to be enjoyed -- not weaponized.     

Janet Riley

They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it's not the bun?     

Jay Leno

My favorite meat is hot dog, by the way. That is my favorite meat.     

Mitt Romney

Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?     

Neil Gaiman

In my house, a hot dog is a dog that's really hot.     

Tilda Swinton

I don't think there's anything wrong with a hot dog or other convenience foods, as long as they're balanced with fresh vegetables. It's hard to ignore 95 percent of the grocery store.     

Tyler Florence

You know what I love best about baseball? The pine tar, the resin, the grass, the dirt - and that's just in the hot-dogs.     

David Letterman

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.     

Dwight D. Eisenhower

Barbecue is to North Carolina as the hot dog is to New York.     

Fiona Barton

I'd rather get a hot dog or a doughnut than write a song.     

John Prine

Our brain, our body, craves fat. We cannot help it. That's why a kid will eat a hot dog quicker than a piece of broccoli.     

Jose Andres

When your kids LOVE sushi and hotdogs, you get creative.     

Kim Kardashian

If any of the socialist chiefs had tried to earn his living by selling hot dogs, he would have learned something about the sovereignty of the consumers.     

Ludwig Von Mises

If you have the right to call me a hot dog why do I not have the right to call you a stale 3-day old hamburger?     

Oscar de la Renta

People have been manipulating food ever since they realized cooking a whole animal was difficult. Cows don't come in hot dog form.     

Wylie Dufresne