Hotel Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old hotel quotes, hotel sayings, and hotel proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

No matter how nice a hotel is, it's not home.     

Bill Kreutzmann

I rarely stay in hotels because I have friends all over the world.     

Cilla Black

Hotel life is about the same in every latitude.     

Fanny Fern

Chilling out on the bed in your hotel room watching television, while wearing your own pajamas, is sometimes the best part of a vacation.     

Laura Marano

A spa hotel? It's like a normal hotel, only in reception there's a picture of a pebble.     

Rhod Gilbert

All good hotels tend to lead people to do things they wouldn't necessarily do at home.     

Andre Balazs

Of course great hotels have always been social ideas, flawless mirrors to the particular societies they service.     

Joan Didion

Super-luxury hotels are being built in outer space. The new type of heaven is being offered to humans.     

Toba Beta

It is expensive to live in hotels, even cheap ones - more expensive than renting.     

Alexander Chee

When you come to a hotel room, you want it to be grand, functional and beautiful. But you don't want things that are not useful. Sometimes you go to hotels and there are all these frames and pictures of people you don't know, and you end up hiding everything in the drawer, and then housekeeping come and put it out again.     

Diane Von Furstenberg

The strange thing about hotel rooms is that they look familiar and seem familiar and have many of the accoutrements that seem domestic and familiar, but they are really weird, alien and anonymous places.     


When you get into a hotel room, you lock the door, and you know there is a secrecy, there is a luxury, there is fantasy. There is comfort. There is reassurance.     

Diane Von Furstenberg

The great advantage of a hotel is that it is a refuge from home life.     

George Bernard Shaw

A hotel is a hotel all the world over, a place essentially vulgar, commonplace, venal, the travesty of a human home.     

Margaret Oliphant

An old small hotel is much more valuable than a seven-star hotel because the former has a spirit and a literary posture!     

Mehmet Murat ildan

The smell of the carpet in a hotel room is the same everywhere.     

Linda Ronstadt

The loneliest place to be is a hotel room in a big city in early evening.     

Willa Gibbs

Hotel rooms inhabit a separate moral universe.     

Tom Stoppard

A hotel isn't like a home, but it's better than being a house guest.     

William Feather