Hungover Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old hungover quotes, hungover sayings, and hungover proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.     

Dorothy Parker

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.     

Dorothy Parker

The hangover became a part of the day as well allowed-for as the Spanish siesta.     

F Scott Fitzgerald

If a man sits down to think, he is immediately asked if he has a headache.     

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sometimes when you get hammered till the small hours you feel pretty good in the morning, but really it's just because you're still a bit drunk. That old hangover is just toying with you, working out when to bite.     

Jojo Moyes

There are two kinds of hangover: in one you feel ill and incapable, in the other you feel ill and lucid.     

John Fowles

Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old.     

John Green

If any suffering was fruitless it was the agony of a hangover; what he suffered now could not expiate suffering of any other kind.     

Kenzaburo Oe

If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.     

Samuel Butler

Might let him take it home and slaughter that he got friends for all of my friends they ain't leaving 'till we say when and we gon' hangover the next day.     

Nicki Minaj

With a hangover and with fear, it is difficult to put a helmet on your head.     

Tim O'Brien

Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw from clenching your teeth. Forgiveness gives you back the laughter and the lightness in your life.     

Joan Lunden

The Hangover was lightening in a bottle. We're aware of that. It went through the roof all over the world.     

Todd Phillips

Being hungover is like winning the lottery, only they pay you in regret.     

Ryan North

The hangover was brutal but he didn't mind. It told him he had been somewhere else, some place good.     

Charles Bukowski

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.     

Robert Benchley

One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that you think you're wrong whether you are or not. Not wrong in particulars, but wrong in general, wrong about everything.     

Jim Harrison

A hangover is just your body reminding you that you're an idiot.     


Theres nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. Its bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out of your disgusting pores.     

Ike Barinholtz

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.     

Ernest Hemingway

Happiness is, waking up without a hangover.     

Robert Black

My head is pounding. Like the worst hangover ever.     

Heather Morris

If getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered.     

Matt Haig

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.     

F. Scott Fitzgerald

Some people spend the day in complaining of a headache, and the night in drinking the wine that gives it.     

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Headaches are for sloths as hangovers for drunks.     

Ahmed Mostafa

For a bad hangover take the juice of two quarts of whisky.     

Eddie Condon

Grease is the only cure for a hangover.     

Cameron Diaz

Unfortunately, the hangover may prove to be proportional to the binge.     

Warren Buffett

You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative.     

Mike Tyson

The plan was to drink until the pain is over, But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?     

Kanye West