Hungover Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old hungover quotes, hungover sayings, and hungover proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk. Dorothy Parker
A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Dorothy Parker
The hangover became a part of the day as well allowed-for as the Spanish siesta. F Scott Fitzgerald
If a man sits down to think, he is immediately asked if he has a headache. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Sometimes when you get hammered till the small hours you feel pretty good in the morning, but really it's just because you're still a bit drunk. That old hangover is just toying with you, working out when to bite. Jojo Moyes
There are two kinds of hangover: in one you feel ill and incapable, in the other you feel ill and lucid. John Fowles
Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old. John Green
If any suffering was fruitless it was the agony of a hangover; what he suffered now could not expiate suffering of any other kind. Kenzaburo Oe
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue. Samuel Butler
Might let him take it home and slaughter that he got friends for all of my friends they ain't leaving 'till we say when and we gon' hangover the next day. Nicki Minaj
With a hangover and with fear, it is difficult to put a helmet on your head. Tim O'Brien
Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw from clenching your teeth. Forgiveness gives you back the laughter and the lightness in your life. Joan Lunden
The Hangover was lightening in a bottle. We're aware of that. It went through the roof all over the world. Todd Phillips
Being hungover is like winning the lottery, only they pay you in regret. Ryan North
The hangover was brutal but he didn't mind. It told him he had been somewhere else, some place good. Charles Bukowski
A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death. Robert Benchley
One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that you think you're wrong whether you are or not. Not wrong in particulars, but wrong in general, wrong about everything. Jim Harrison
A hangover is just your body reminding you that you're an idiot. Anonymous
Theres nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. Its bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out of your disgusting pores. Ike Barinholtz
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Ernest Hemingway
Happiness is, waking up without a hangover. Robert Black
My head is pounding. Like the worst hangover ever. Heather Morris
If getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered. Matt Haig
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. F. Scott Fitzgerald
Some people spend the day in complaining of a headache, and the night in drinking the wine that gives it. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Headaches are for sloths as hangovers for drunks. Ahmed Mostafa
For a bad hangover take the juice of two quarts of whisky. Eddie Condon
Grease is the only cure for a hangover. Cameron Diaz
Unfortunately, the hangover may prove to be proportional to the binge. Warren Buffett
You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative. Mike Tyson
The plan was to drink until the pain is over, But what's worse, the pain or the hangover? Kanye West
Hangover is when some of you is sober enough to realize how drunk the rest of you is. Shaughnessy Bishop-Stall
Just as the quality and quantity of the spirits consumed may dictate the physical aspects of your hangover, the spirit in which you consumed the spirits will often decide the metaphysical. Shaughnessy Bishop-Stall
Half a hangover merely wrecks the night before as well as the morning after. Clement Freud
Alcohol is a perennially fascinating topic of study for researchers in a variety of different fields. Its intoxicating effects on the mind have long been linked in popular culture with relativity and have been explored at length by by scholars of literature and the arts. Jonanthon Shears
Alcohol is the most commonly abused drug. Charles Agyin-Asare
Alcoholism is that burning desire like being addicted to nicotine. Charles Agyin-Asare
Alcohol is made very tempting by the powerful advertising and media hype. These are tool used for recruiting novices and sustaining the habits in veterans. Charles Agyin-Asare
Others also use alcohol/drugs to fill the emptiness they feel inside or to get 'high'. Charles Agyin-Asare
Alcohol is what is served at most functions, weddings, birthdays, anniversaries, traditional festivities, sporting events. Charles Agyin-Asare
Alcohol is a simple chemical, but its effects on the body are extraordinarily complex and highly individual. Katherine Ketcham
The stronger a drink is--that is, the more alcohol it contains--the greater the amount of alcohol that will get into your bloodstream. Katherine Ketcham
Alcohol is a legal drug and therefore afforded special status. Katherine Ketcham
Alcohol isn't really a drug, the thinking goes, because it won't hurt you unless you overindulge. Katherine Ketcham
The dictionary defines a hangover as 'the after effects of excessive indulgence in alcoholic drink.' Nic van Oudtshoorn
Alcohol can cause many types of accidents. It may also at times lead to violent behavior or contribute to the risk of suicide. Griffith Edwards
Alcohol is also a drug addiction - a fact which multiplies the significance of its inherently negative potential. Griffith Edwards
Alcohol is a stupid molecule which is clever in its ability to play mood music on complex brain systems, but it is an addictive drug with a far from innocent profile. Griffith Edwards
Alcohol is fun, the wine of the Eucharist, a profitable and taxable commodity, but a drug among drugs and highly ambiguous in its costs and benefits. Griffith Edwards
Among young people. Drinking is for getting drunk. And many go on to become alcoholics. Billy Graham
Drunkenness is not a new vice, Its ravages have always been a scourge on the human race. Billy Graham
Thousands are killed and injured every year by teenagers driving too fast or under the influence of drugs and drink. Billy Graham
Do not seek solace in alcohol. Alcohol obscures good judgement and leaves you unable to think clearly. Billy Graham
What began as an apparently harmless pastime has ended up as a frightening, overpowering addiction or obsession. Billy Graham
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient for beer. Dave Barry
Without a question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. Dave Barry
Man being reasonable must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication. Lord Byron
I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year, just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it. Raymond Chandler
Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. Gilbert K. Chesterton
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. Winston Churchill
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and, if need be, during all meals and in the intervals between them. Winston Churchill
The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learnt to like it. Winston Churchill
Beverages that contain more congeners, such as whiskey, brandy and red wine are more likely to cause hangover symptoms. epubli
Vitamin C can not only cure hangover, it can also sober up a dead drunk, an Australian doctor has found. Nic van Oudtshoorn
Come morning you are going to feel guilty about hanging one on. Nic van Oudtshoorn
Hangover is nothing more than the showing of a person's guilt complex for getting drunk in the first place. Nic van Oudtshoorn
If you feel so sick you're afraid you're going to die, you're suffering a pretty ordinary hangover. Nic van Oudtshoorn
A hangover as the after effects of excessive indulgence in alcoholic drink. Nic van Oudtshoorn
A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Bangambiki Habyarimana
Research shown that beverages which contain pure alcohol such as gin or vodka, cause fewer hangover effects. epubli
Two heads are better than one, unless you have a hangover. Evan Esar
No one gets a hangover from other people's drinking. Evan Esar
Drinking doesn't cause hangovers; stopping drinking causes hangovers. James L. Brooks
Depression and hangovers really do go hand in hand. Raymond Grady
I'll drink as long as I have a hangover and I'll have a hangover as long as I drink. It's a vicious circle. Frances Goodrich
I'll tell you the secret to avoid hangovers. Don't stop drinking. Glen A. Larson
If you act drunk long enough, you get a REAL hangover. Larry Gelbart
I didn't want to get dehydrated. That's what gives you a hangover. Henry De Vere Stacpoole
A hangover slows a man down. Forces him to take stock. It begins like a lion and ends like a lullaby. Can't fight the hangover, old son. It's like growing old. Can't fight it. Matthew Graham
If I stop drinking all at once, I'm afraid the cumulative hangover will kill me. Adam Reed
Alcoholic hangovers are much easier to cure. Emotional benders are the tough ones. Charles MacArthur