Ice Cream Sayings and Quotes

Ice cream: It’s the perfect accompaniment to cake, but substantial enough to stand alone as a drool-worthy dessert. No matter which flavor you prefer, it’s always the right choice. Celebrate this deliciously diverse dessert with the collection of humorous ice cream quotes below.


Summer would not be summer without Ice-cream. Ice-cream is the favorite currency of love.     

Puck

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.     

Jim Fiebig

I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.     

Wendy Liebman

Ice cream is the perfect buffer, because you can do things in a somewhat lighthearted way. Plus, people have an emotional response to ice cream; it's more than just food. So I think when you combine caring, and eating wonderful food, it's a very powerful combination.     

Jerry Greenfield

Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos.     

Don Kardong

Ice cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn't illegal.     

Voltaire

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.     

Charles M. Schulz

I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream.     

Heywood Broun

Ice cream — the great melter of all resolve.     

Dr. Idel Dreimer

I love dessert. All kinds. But there's something about ice cream that makes me happy. I am drawn to its simplicity. I am perplexed by the endless supply of constantly growing flavor options. And I am always in the mood for sprinkles and a sugar cone.     

Rachel Nichols

Not to like ice cream is to show oneself uninterested in food.     

Joseph Epstein

Forget art. Put your trust in ice cream.     

Charles Baxter

I think the serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container.     

Brian Regan

Like magic, she felt him getting nearer, felt it like a pull in the pit of her stomach. It felt like hunger but deeper, heavier. Like the best kind of expectation. Ice cream expectation. Chocolate expectation.     

Sarah Addison Allen

A day without ice cream was a day wasted.     

Iain Pears

Now just the thought of eating ice cream puts pounds on me.     

David Nail

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward.     

Brandon Sanderson

You can describe me as a Ice cream! I'm cold.. But, you know.. Ice cream is very sweet.     

Hanako Ishii

Ice cream is happiness condensed.     

Jessie Lane Adams

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt.     

Judith Olney

Hot fudge is the fairy prince, a knight in chocolate armor — the happily ever after of ice cream.     

Terri Guillemets

It is a grave error to assume that ice cream consumption requires hot weather.     

Anne Fadiman

If you like ice cream, why stop at one scoop? Have two, have three. Too much is never enough.     

Morris Lapidus

I ain't no veggie, like my flesh to the bone, alive and licking on your ice cream cone.     

Alice Cooper

I'd rather be at home and eat ice cream than go out and get wasted.     

Taylor Swift

It's fun. When people come in to buy ice cream, they're happy. It's a treat.     

Mike Manfredi

It is like a temptation to eat ice cream instead of something that is better for you.     

Pete Sorensen

You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It's like a sauce!     

Chris Pratt

Ice cream cravings are not to be taken lightly.     

Betsy Canas Garmon

You did not sell nor wanted to buy me Ice cream. You gave me my most favourite flavour.     

Petra Hermans