Ice Cream Sayings and Quotes

Ice cream: It’s the perfect accompaniment to cake, but substantial enough to stand alone as a drool-worthy dessert. No matter which flavor you prefer, it’s always the right choice. Celebrate this deliciously diverse dessert with the collection of humorous ice cream quotes below.


Summer would not be summer without Ice-cream. Ice-cream is the favorite currency of love.     

Puck

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.     

Jim Fiebig

I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.     

Wendy Liebman

Ice cream is the perfect buffer, because you can do things in a somewhat lighthearted way. Plus, people have an emotional response to ice cream; it's more than just food. So I think when you combine caring, and eating wonderful food, it's a very powerful combination.     

Jerry Greenfield

Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos.     

Don Kardong

Ice cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn't illegal.     

Voltaire

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.     

Charles M. Schulz

I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream.     

Heywood Broun

Ice cream — the great melter of all resolve.     

Dr. Idel Dreimer

I love dessert. All kinds. But there's something about ice cream that makes me happy. I am drawn to its simplicity. I am perplexed by the endless supply of constantly growing flavor options. And I am always in the mood for sprinkles and a sugar cone.     

Rachel Nichols

Not to like ice cream is to show oneself uninterested in food.     

Joseph Epstein

Forget art. Put your trust in ice cream.     

Charles Baxter

I think the serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container.     

Brian Regan

Like magic, she felt him getting nearer, felt it like a pull in the pit of her stomach. It felt like hunger but deeper, heavier. Like the best kind of expectation. Ice cream expectation. Chocolate expectation.     

Sarah Addison Allen

A day without ice cream was a day wasted.     

Iain Pears

Now just the thought of eating ice cream puts pounds on me.     

David Nail

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward.     

Brandon Sanderson

You can describe me as a Ice cream! I'm cold.. But, you know.. Ice cream is very sweet.     

Hanako Ishii

Ice cream is happiness condensed.     

Jessie Lane Adams

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt.     

Judith Olney

Hot fudge is the fairy prince, a knight in chocolate armor — the happily ever after of ice cream.     

Terri Guillemets

It is a grave error to assume that ice cream consumption requires hot weather.     

Anne Fadiman

If you like ice cream, why stop at one scoop? Have two, have three. Too much is never enough.     

Morris Lapidus

Oh, everyone likes ice cream, yes indeed they do. Everyone likes ice cream, I do do you? Search the whole world over, travel near and far. But everyone likes ice cream no matter who they are.      

Bert & Ernie Sing-Along

Gelato. Italian ice cream. The greatest thing that will ever happen to you.     

Jenna Evans Welch

I ain't no veggie, like my flesh to the bone, alive and licking on your ice cream cone.     

Alice Cooper

I'd rather be at home and eat ice cream than go out and get wasted.     

Taylor Swift

It's fun. When people come in to buy ice cream, they're happy. It's a treat.     

Mike Manfredi

It is like a temptation to eat ice cream instead of something that is better for you.     

Pete Sorensen

You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It's like a sauce!     

Chris Pratt

Ice cream cravings are not to be taken lightly.     

Betsy Canas Garmon

You did not sell nor wanted to buy me Ice cream. You gave me my most favourite flavour.     

Petra Hermans

So yes, I do want to try and keep things going if I can. I have a few things brewing... And if it doesn't happen, I did buy an ice cream van a while ago. So I always have that to fall back on.     

Rupert Grint

To see a hungry kid eating a bowl of rice like it's ice cream -- there's a satisfaction in that, that words can't express.     

Ronnie Hepperly

I can't run for as many ice cream breaks as I used to when I watched for pure enjoyment.     

Constance White

I guess ice cream is one of those things that are beyond imagination.     

L.M. Montgomery

The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream.     

Wallace Stevens

Everything was chocolate ice cream and kisses and wind.     

Francesca Lia Block

I always say whoever can figure out how to make ice cream healthy will be a gazillionaire.     

Justin Deeley

My love for ice cream emerged at an early age - and has never left!     

Ginger Rogers

Spoon the sauce over the ice cream. It will harden. This is what you have been working for.     

Nicholson Baker

Eating ice cream and not exercising is great. The downside is your health isn't so good.     

Jeff Bridges

Until you got ice cream spilled on you, you're not doing field work.     

Randy Pausch

They can crumble as easily as ice cream in this heat.     

Sammy Nelson

Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.     

Jim Bishop

This is not ice cream. These are powerful products.     

Billy Tauzin

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate. That's my philosophy.     

Thornton Wilder

Ice cream goes with springtime.     

Susan Hill

Ice cream is my comfort food.     

Jessie Ware

Easy as an ice cream sundae. Slipping outta your hand into the dirt. Easy as an ice cream sundae. Every dancer gets a little hurt.     

Joshua Jenkinson

We're all ice cream castles in the summertime. Ice cream castles in the summer.     

Morris Day

First love is like vanilla ice cream. There may come many eclectic flavors, but there shall be only one classic.     

Akshar

Don't let your ice cream melt while you're counting somebody else's sprinkles.     

Akilah Hughes

My head says go to the gym, my heart says eat more ice cream.     

Anonymous

There is always room for ice cream.     

Anonymous

Life is like an ice cream enjoy it before it melts.     

Anonymous

You can't buy happiness. But you can buy ice cream and that is pretty much the same thing.     

Anonymous

There is no sincerer love than the love of ice cream.     

George Bernard Shaw

Tomorrow we can eat brocolli, but today is for ice cream.     

Anonymous

Icre cream solves everything.     

Anonymous

You miss 100% of the ice cream you don't scoop.     

Wayne Gretzky

Ice cream never asks silly questions. Ice cream understands.     

Anonymous

Not to like ice cream is to show oneself uninterested in food.      

Joseph Epstein

Ice cream brings people together.     

Doug Ducey

If you were ice cream, you would be my favorite flavor.     

Anonymous

You are the sprinkles to my ice cream.     

Anonymous

Happiness is a tub of ice cream.     

Anonymous

My brain said salad but my stomach autocorrect it to ice cream.     

Anonymous

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.     

Anonymous