Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old irony quotes, irony sayings, and irony proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom.
If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will lose its freedom, and the irony of it is that if it is comfort or money that it values more, it will lose that too
W. Somerset Maugham
Irony is a clear consciousness of an eternal agility, of the infinitely abundant chaos.
Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
Irony is one of my favorite aspects of life.
Neither irony or sarcasm is argument.
Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.
I'd rather be partly great than entirely useless.
It is sometimes easier to be happy if you don't know everything.
Alexander Mccall Smith
Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it.
Irony is Fate's most common figure of speech.
Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.
The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be.
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
Robert A. Heinlein
Irony is a disciplinarian feared only by those who do not know it, but cherished by those who do
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch
Irony is an insult conveyed in the form of a compliment
Edwin P. Whipple
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.
Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
Philip K. Dick
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy.
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
Daniel J. Boorstin
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
Irony is the hygiene of the mind.
Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge
Neither irony nor sarcasm is argument.
Irony, I feel, is a very high form of morality.
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Small minds are concerned with the extraordinary, great minds with the ordinary.
Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real