Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old kitten quotes, kitten sayings, and kitten proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
A kitten gets himself into every kind of trouble.Champfleury
0
A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden.Robert Southey
0
Gather kittens while you may, Time brings only sorrow; And the kittens of today; Will be old cats tomorrow.Oliver Herford
0
Do you see that kitten chasing so prettily her own tail? If you could look with her eyes, you might see her surrounded with hundreds of figures performing complex dramas, with tragic and comic issues, long conversations, many characters, many ups and downs of fate.Ralph Waldo Emerson
0
Even a heart of a kitten is reliable, if you know how to rely on.Munia Khan
1
What feeling is so nice as a child's hand in yours? So small, so soft and warm, like a kitten huddling in the shelter of your clasp.Wilson Mizner
0
Kittens believe that all nature is occupied with their diversion.F.A. Paradis de Moncrif
0
Kitten, four hours of sleep while holding you is far more beneficial to me than eight hours of endless tossing and turning because you're not there.Jeaniene Frost
0
Always enter like a kitten and leave like a lion. But never enter like a lion and leave like a kitten. Always be humbleCarlson Gracie
0
Kittens will make your sad go away.David Wong
0
No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.Abraham Lincoln
0
Once you get a kitten, the natural thing you do is take a billion photos.Hannah Simone
0
Poems are soft kitten furs. smoothing out the rough edges of my world.Sanober Khan
0
One thing was certain, that the white kitten had had nothing to do with it- it was the black kitten's fault entirely.Lewis Carroll
0
A kitten is the delight of a household. All day long a comedy is played out by an incomparable actor.Champfleury
0
A kitten is the most irresistible comedian in the world. Its wide-open eyes gleam with wonder and mirth. It darts madly at nothing at all, and then, as though suddenly checked in the pursuit, prances sideways on its hind legs with ridiculous agility and zeal.Agnes Repplier
0
Just like a kitten that thinks its a tiger.Stephenie Meyer
0
No man can tame a tiger into a kitten by stroking it.Franklin D. Roosevelt
0
The playful kitten, with its pretty little tigerish gambols, is infinitely more amusing than half the people one is obliged to live with in the world.Sydney, Lady Morgan
0
The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually beomes a cat.Ogden Nash
0
A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever and generally stopping before it gets there.Agnes Repplier
0
Whiskers and tails and thousands of frails lion like nose with an angelesque pose silky pattern'd fur o'er heart touching purr.Terri Guillemets
0
A kitten is so flexible that she is almost double; the hind parts are equivalent to another kitten with which the forepart plays. She does not discover that her tail belongs to her until you tread on it.Henry David Thoreau
0
It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.Cynthia E. Varnado
0
But there was a kitten on my pillow, and it was purring in my face and vibrating gently with every purr, and, very soon, I slept.Neil Gaiman
0
Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives.Stephen Baker
0
Prowling his own quiet backyard or asleep by the fire, he is still only a whisker away from the wilds.Jean Burden
0
Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet.Pam Brown
0
A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there.Agnes Repplier
0
The only thing a cat worries about is what's happening right now. As we tell the kittens, you can only wash one paw at a time.Lloyd Alexander
0
The smallest feline is a masterpiece.Leonardo da Vinci
0
Kittens, kittens, showers of kittens, visitations of kittens. So many, you see them as Kitten, like leaves growing on a bare branch, staying heavy and green, then falling, exactly the same every year. People coming to visit say: What happened to that lovely kitten? What lovely kitten? They are all lovely kittens.Doris Lessing
0
You cannot rob robbers with a kitten in your hat!Diana Wynne Jones
0
But buds will be roses, and kittens, cats - more's the pity. Louisa May Alcott
0
We quickly discovered that two kittens were much more fun than one.Allen Lacy
0
I have just been given a very engaging Persian kitten... and his opinion is that I have been given to him.Evelyn Underhill
0
Every natural movement is graceful. Did you ever watch a kitten at play?Anna Cora Mowatt
0
She, that will with kittens jest, should bear a kitten's joke.William Cowper
0
It's more blessed to give than to receive - especially kittens.Bill Cosby
0
Kittens play with yarn, they bat it around. What they're really doing is saying, "I can't knit, get this away from me!"Mitch Hedberg
0
Another cat? Perhaps. For love there is also a season; its seeds must be resown. But a family of cat is not replaceable like a worn-out coat or a set of tires. Each new kitten becomes its own cat, and none is repeated. I am four cats old, measuring out my life in friends that have succeeded but not replaced one another. Irving Townsend
0
There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten. Jules Champfleury
0
If only cats grew into kittens. Robert A. M. Stern
0
Twenty-seven cats at one time hints at monomania, but in my case it was simpler. If you like cats and have some, you get kittens; and if you like kittens and enjoy having them about, they grow up and beget more cats for you. Paul Gallico
0
Tall, dark, and handsome was hot. Tall, dark, and handsome with a nestled kitten? Atomic. Chloe Neill
0
It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that whatever you say to them, they always purr. Lewis Carroll
0
The kitten was six weeks old. It was enchanting, a delicate fairy-tale cat, whose Siamese genes showed in the shape of the face, ears, tail, and the subtle lines of its body. She sat, a tiny thing, in the middle of a yellow carpet, surrounded by five worshippers, not at all afraid of us. Then she stalked around that floor of the house, inspecting every inch of it, climbed up on to my bed, crept under the fold of a sheet, and was at home. Doris Lessing
0
One day on opening the shutters of your house, intrigued by cries you hear deep in your garden, you go out to find the origin of them and there under the pile of wood, you are face to face with a small frightened hairball : a kitten. Pierre-Yves Dumoulin
0
Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission, the kitten will brace its tiny body for frantic resistance. Saki
0
An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five-year old. Carl Van Vechten
0
The kitten has a luxurious, Bohemian, unpuritanical nature. It eats six meals a day, plays furiously with a toy mouse and a piece of rope, and suddenly falls into a deep sleep whenever the fit takes it. It never feels the necessity to do anything to justify its existence; it does not want to be a Good Citizen; it has never heard of Service. It knows that it is beautiful and delightful, and it considers that a sufficient contribution to the general good. And in return for its beauty and charm it expects fish, meat, and vegetables, a comfortable bed, a chair by the grate fire, and endless petting. Robertson Davies
0
Kitten, my kitten, soft and dear, / I am so glad that we are here / Sitting together just us two, / You loving me and me loving you. Marchette Chute
0
I named my kitten Rose - fur soft as a petal, claws sharper than thorns. Astrid Alauda
0
Never pick up a stray kitten... unless you've already made up your mind to be owned by it. Robert A. Heinlein
0
All kittens are cute until they grow up and become ugly. Jim Davies
0
Wanton kittens make sober cats. Danish Proverb
0
All kittens, from the very first, set out to teach their humans to adapt to the needs of a cat. As a reward, they grant them the position of honorary cat. Pam Brown
0
Kittens are angels with whiskers. Alexis Flora Hope
0
I throw drafts away all the time and I wish more people did... If you have a kitten, they love playing with rolled-up balls of paper, and that may be all a failed draft is good for. Why make a reader unhappy when you can make a kitten happy? Billy Collins
0
A house is never perfectly furnished for enjoyment unless there is a child in it rising three years old, and a kitten of six weeks. Robert Southey