Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old kitty quotes, kitty sayings, and kitty proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.Ernest Hemingway
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A cat's idea of a 'good time' is to kill something.Andy Rooney
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The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don't buy love for nothing.William S. Burroughs
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A little drowsing cat is an image of perfect beatitude.Champfleury
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No cat out of its first fur can ever be deceived by appearances. Unlike human beings, who enjoy them.Peter S. Beagle
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A well-trained cat doesn't exist because a cat remains a cat.Marjane Satrapi
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The cat is cryptic, and close to strange things which men cannot see. H. P. Lovecraft
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Any cat that misses a mouse pretends it was aiming for the dead leaf.Charlotte Gray
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A cat understands how to be pleasant in the morning. He doesn't talk.Tamora Pierce
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God made the cat to give man the pleasure of stroking a tigerFrancois Joseph Mery
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A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime. Mark Twain
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A cat cares for you only as a source of food, security and a place in the sun. Charles Horton Cooley
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If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.Mark Twain
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The cat has complete emotional honesty – an attribute not often found in humans.Ernest Hemingway
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The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.Douglas Larson
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If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave.Theophile Gautier
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The cat is, above all things, a dramatist.Margaret Benson
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A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.Hazel Nicholson
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In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.Joseph Wood Krutch
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The cat always leaves a mark on his friend.Aesop
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A cat will never drown if she sees the shore.Francis Bacon
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Every cat knows some things need to be buried.Ruth Graham
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A cat is a cat. She has no race creed or collar.Eartha Kitt
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No cat purrs unless someone is around to listen.Elizabeth Marshall Thomas
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A cat is only technically an animal, being divine.Robert Lynd
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Cat angels are the reason there are no mice angels.Mel Brooks
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A cat doesn't linger over making it's desires felt.Paul Gallico
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Wherever a cat sits, there shall happiness be found.Stanley Spencer
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If a woman has one cat, it will invariably turn into 20.Greg Kinnear
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A cat is never a presentation, but an innocent happening.Alwin Nikolais
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Every cat is really the most beautiful woman in the room.E. V. Lucas
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The cat is a wild animal that inhabits the homes of humans.Konrad Lorenz
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Cat's eyes seem a bridge to a world beyond the one we know.Lynn-Holly Johnson
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A cat who turns her nose up at bread does not deserve meat.Mehmet Murat ildan
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The cat dwells within the circle of her own secret thoughts.Agnes Repplier
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Black cat or white cat: If it can catch mice, it's a good cat.Deng Xiaoping
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A cat can never be well-trained because they're too independent.Marjane Satrapi
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The only true animal is a cat, and the only true cat is a gray cat.Lucy Maud Montgomery
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A cat has to be in a very bad mood if a human cannot coax him to purr.Derek Tangye
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The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.W. C. Fields
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A cat improves the garden wall in sunshine, and the hearth in foul weather.Judith Merkle Riley
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A cat pours his body on the floor like water. It is restful just to see him.William Lyon Phelps
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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.Groucho Marx
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The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.Mark Twain
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The cat makes himself the companion of your hours of solitude, melancholy and toil.Theophile Gautier
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Each cat has a distinct purrsonality.Richard L. Peterson
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Cat lovers know that every cat is remarkable.Gladys Taber
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The cat would eat fish but would not get her feet wet.Geoffrey Chaucer
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The best model of a cat is another cat..., specially the same cat.Arturo Rosenblueth