Laundry Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old laundry quotes, laundry sayings, and laundry proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Laundry is the only thing that should be separated by colour.     


Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.     

Jerry Seinfeld

Behind every working woman is an enormous pile of unwashed laundry.     

Barbara Dale

Give me a laundry-list and I'll set it to music.     

Gioacchino Rossini

The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell.     

Joseph Smith, Jr.

No matter how hard I try to keep up with it there is always a mountain of laundry. I'm starting to think its self-breeding.     


Look after your laundry, and your soul will look after itself.     

W Somerset Maugham

No matter what your laundry list of requirements in choosing a mate, there has to be an element of good luck and good fortune and good timing.     

Patty Duke

Behind every successful woman is a basket of dirty laundry.     

Sally Forth

It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.     

Dr. Laurence J. Peter

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry, because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?     


The nearest one came to a tumble dryer was if the laundry basket was dropped on the way to the washing-line and then the whole lot went tumbling down the drive.     

Ann Patras

A good time here is going to Rite Aid. A big Sunday is doing your laundry.     

Whit Lesure