Laundry Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old laundry quotes, laundry sayings, and laundry proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done. Burt Reynolds
Maybe a good rule in life is never become too important to do your own laundry. Barry Sanders
Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again? Elayne Boosler
Humanity is the washerwoman of society that wrings out its dirty laundry in tears. Karl Kraus
You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker. Zach Galifianakis
The reality is that we do not wash our own laundry. It just gets dirtier. Frank Serpico
The ordinary activities I find most compatible with contemplation are walking, baking bread, and doing laundry. Kathleen Norris
The price of gold is up 14 fold since last time I tried unfolding it. And laundry has declined two folds. Jarod Kintz
Oh, let there be nothing on earth but laundry, Nothing but rosy hands in the rising steam And clear dances done in the sight of heaven. Richard Wilbur
Give me a laundry list and I'll set it to music. Gioachino Rossini
Laundry is the only thing that should be separated by colour. Anonymous
Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash. Jerry Seinfeld
Behind every working woman is an enormous pile of unwashed laundry. Barbara Dale
Give me a laundry-list and I'll set it to music. Gioacchino Rossini
The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell. Joseph Smith, Jr.
No matter how hard I try to keep up with it there is always a mountain of laundry. I'm starting to think its self-breeding. Anonymous
Look after your laundry, and your soul will look after itself. W Somerset Maugham
No matter what your laundry list of requirements in choosing a mate, there has to be an element of good luck and good fortune and good timing. Patty Duke
Behind every successful woman is a basket of dirty laundry. Sally Forth
It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week. Dr. Laurence J. Peter
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry, because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? Anonymous
The nearest one came to a tumble dryer was if the laundry basket was dropped on the way to the washing-line and then the whole lot went tumbling down the drive. Ann Patras
A good time here is going to Rite Aid. A big Sunday is doing your laundry. Whit Lesure