Lifeguard Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old lifeguard quotes, lifeguard sayings, and lifeguard proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Being a lifeguard is not a summer job, it's a lifelong commitment.     

Anonymous

Sometimes the very best of all summer books is a blank notebook. Get one big enough, and you can practice sketching the lemon slice in your drink or the hot lifeguard on the beach or the vista down the hill from your cabin.     

Michael Dirda

A lifeguard doesn't wait for his ship to come in, he swims to it.     

Anonymous

A lifeguard is like a lighthouse, guiding ships to safety.     

Anonymous

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.     

David Gerrold

The steps of a lifeguard are driven by commitment.     

Anonymous

A lifeguard is like a light guiding others to safety.     

Anonymous

A lifeguard is like a storm shelter. You may never need it, but if you do, it could be a life saver.     

unknown

Being a lifeguard can be stressful. Take time to relax.     

Anonymous

Happiness is seeing the muscular lifeguard all the girls were admiring leave the beach hand in hand with another muscular lifeguard.     

Johnny Carson

A lifeguard doesn't wait to take the leap. He jumps in.     

Anonymous

When you feel like you're drowning in life, don't worry, your lifeguard walks on water.     

Anonymous

If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.     

Simon Cowell