Liquor Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old liquor quotes, liquor sayings, and liquor proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Blame it on the booze. Got you feeling loose. Blame it on patron. Got you in the zone. Blame it on the alcohol. Jamie Foxx
A fifth of alcohol brings out the fifth amendment. Joseph Julius Bonkowski
To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems. Matt Groening
Alcohol makes other people less tedious, and food less bland, and can help provide what the Greeks called entheos, or the slight buzz of inspiration when reading or writing. Christopher Hitchens
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. Ogden Nash
Liquor works two ways; it will either put you on top of the world, or under the table. Evan Esar
A liquor store is where they collect taxes for the government and also sell liquor Evan Esar
Liquor should not be given to the man who is given to liquor. Evan Esar
Liquor doesn't deteriorate with age, but the man who drinks too much of it does. Evan Esar
Get the best of liquor, but don't let liquor get the best of you. Evan Esar
Liquor is an insiduos habit; you start out by drinking now and then, and very soon you are drinking more now than you did then. Evan Esar
A little liquor makes you lose your inhibitions, a lot makes you give inhibitions. Evan Esar
A check for liquor is not a check for liquor. Evan Esar
Some people can handle their liquor, while others go off the handle. Evan Esar
Booze takes the edge off, but will drive you over the edge. Joseph Julius Bonkowski
Liquor is happiness in a bottle to some, and the devil in the bottle to others. Joseph Julius Bonkowski
A check for liquor is not a check for liquor. Evan Esar
A little liquor makes you lose your inhibitions, a lot makes you give inhibitions. Evan Esar