Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old lottery quotes, lottery sayings, and lottery proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
Winning a lottery may prove to be bad luck.James Cook
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Forget the lottery. Bet on yourself instead.Brian Koslow
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A lottery is the perfect tax...laid only upon the willing.George Washington
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Winning the lottery is winning the lottery. It's highly unlikely and very unusual.Lori Lansens
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Life's a lottery, and man should make up his mind to the blanks.George Colman the Elder
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If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?Steven Wright
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It's sad, the lottery. Good projects get funded by it, but there's an air of desperation about it.Nina Conti
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The more tickets you have in a lottery, the worse your chance. And it is the same of virtues, in the lottery of life.Laurence Sterne
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A lottery is a salutary instrument and a tax... laid on the willing only, that is to say, on those who can risk the price of a ticket without sensible injury, for the possibility of a higher prize.Thomas Jefferson
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.Ambrose Bierce
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You go and you buy a lottery ticket. You've got just as much chance of getting struck by lightning as you do of winning the lottery.Bill Cosby
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People play the lottery all the time unaware of how mind-bogglingly difficult it is to win. It seems like they take a different approach to probabilities. Their rationale must be, “Well, I can either win it or not win it, so my odds of winning are 50/50.Orlando Winters
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Why do people play the lottery, or why do people gamble, period? You know, it's with the hope of winning something more.Derek Kilmer
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The world neither ever saw, nor ever will see, a perfectly fair lottery.Adam Smith
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You could buy 100 lottery tickets and not win, or you could buy one and get it.Luis Gonzalez
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No one makes a million dollars with minimal effort unless they win the lottery.Gary Vaynerchuk
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Before that lottery ticket won the jackpot, someone had to buy it.Vera Nazarian
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When you buy a lottery ticket, you don't know how tickets have been sold. But sold they have been. And there is an underlying distribution for the game.Robert Haugen
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A lottery is a taxation on all of the fools in creation.Henry Fielding