Love Sucks Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old love sucks quotes, love sucks sayings, and love sucks proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

The one who loves you will make you weep.     

Brandi Snyder

When I fight with you, I'm really fighting for us..because If I didn't care, I wouldn't bother.     

Carson Kolhoff

Life sucks when love hurts. Life hurts when love sucks. So just remember this much. Love will suck the life right out of you!     

B. B. K.

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.     

Rita Rudner

Love is a promise delivered already broken.     

Steve Martin

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.     

Oscar Wilde

Love is deceitful and sublime. In its truest form, it brings out the best in all beings. At its worst, it's a tool used to manipulate and ruin anyone who is stupid enough to hold it.     

Sherrilyn Kenyon

I love you and it's getting worse.     

Joseph E. Morris

Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends.     

Barbara Johnson

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.     

W. Somerset Maugham

We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts even if they don't stay in our lives.     

Ronald Oliver

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.     

Joan Crawford

We all dream about love, want to be in love, and have been hurt by love.     

Taylor Swift

So dear I love him, that with him all deaths I could endure, without him live no life.     

John Milton

People should fall in love with their eyes closed. Just close your eyes. Don't look and it's magic.     

Andy Warhol

Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind. and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.     

William Shakespeare

Worst feeling in the world is when someone you love the most like the person you hate.     


Love is a grave mental disease.     


Sometimes you're afraid to fall in love with a chick, but she sucks you in anyway.     

Sammy Hagar

Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it's just another way to bleed.     

Laurell K Hamilton

My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese. Most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.     

Joan Rivers

You call it madness, but I call it love.     

Don Byas

My love is expansive. Your love is expensive.     

Jarod Kintz

First love is a kind of vaccination which saves man from catching the complaint the second time.     

Honoré de Balzac

If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.     

Jarod Kintz

When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one's self, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.     

Oscar Wilde

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.     

Thomas Dewar

Love is unknown. To open the heart in trust is unknown. They say love hurts. It doesn't have to.     

Miguel Angel Ruiz

Love in action is a harsh and dreadful thing compared with love in dreams.     

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Love is a trap. When it appears, we see only its light, not its shadows.     

Paulo Coelho