Margarita Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old margarita quotes, margarita sayings, and margarita proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


If life gives you limes, make margaritas.     

Jimmy Buffett

Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita.     

Maxine

To remove blood stains from your conscience try frozen margaritas.     

Demetri Martin

If liking Katy Perry and drinking margaritas is gay, then who wants to be straight?!     

James Franco

It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?     

Amy Neftzger

We usually have margaritas on Thursdays, but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.     

Chelsea Handler