Midget Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old midget quotes, midget sayings, and midget proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.     

Patton Oswalt

If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth.     

Chuck Jones