Month Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old month quotes, month sayings, and month proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like.     

Garrison Keillor

It is the month of June, The month of leaves and roses, When pleasant sights salute the eyes And pleasant scents the noses.     

Nathaniel Parker Willis

February is the uncertain month, neither black nor white but all shades between by turns. Nothing is sure.     

Gladys Hasty Carroll

Months are different in college, especially freshman year. Too much happens. Every freshman month equals six regular months, they're like dog months.     

Rainbow Rowell

What of October, that ambiguous month, the month of tension, the unendurable month?     

Doris Lessing

Four months is a lot of living with that little life in you-thinking about it, eating right for it, nurturing it and all of a sudden, it dies.     

Christie Brinkley

Tis a month before the month of May, And the spring comes slowly up this way.     

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

August is a month when if it is hot weather it is really very hot.     

Gertrude Stein

You ought to know that October is the first Spring month.     

Karel Capek

November is the most disagreeable month in the whole year.     

Louisa May Alcott

October was always the least dependable of months, full of ghosts and shadows.     

Joy Fielding

You never realize how short a month is until you have to pay alimony.     

John Barrymore

Once a month, try something you don't think you'd be good at. You can find such happy surprises.     

Dianna Agron

December is the toughest month of the year. Others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, October, August, and February.     

Mark Twain

If months were marked by colors, November in New England would be colored gray.     

Madeleine M. Kunin

All the months are crude experiments.     

Virginia Woolf

April, the angel of the months, the young love of the year.     

Vita Sackville-West

Six months go by very quickly when you're a genius.     

Robert Plant

A month of days, a year of months, 20 years of months in the treadmill, is the life that slays everything worthy of the name of life.     

Roy Bedichek

If January is the month of change, February is the month of lasting change. January is for dreamers, February is for doers.     

Marc Parent

A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save a couple of hours in the library.     

Frank Westheimer

Every month, it is woman's fate to face the abyss of time and being, the abyss which is herself.     

Camille Paglia

April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire, stirring dull roots with spring rain.     

T.S. Eliot

January, month of empty pockets! let us endure this evil month, anxious as a theatrical producer's forehead.     

Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

As full of spirit as the month of May, and as gorgeous as the sun in Midsummer.     

William Shakespeare

Once a month, some women act like men act all the time.     

Robert A. Heinlein

Three months is a lifetime in politics.     

Barack Obama

January is the month for dreaming.     

Jean Hersey