Moron Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old moron quotes, moron sayings, and moron proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts.     

H.L. Mencken

Any moron with a pack of matches can start a fire. Raining down sulfur takes a huge level of endurance. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.     

Matt Damon

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.     

Samuel Goldwyn

All that self-expression has just created a generation of morons, hooked on an endless appetite for rubbish.     

Vivienne Westwood

Every great thinker is someone else's moron.     

Umberto Eco

The computer, being a mechanical moron, can handle only quantifiable data.     

Peter Drucker

One never quite allows for the moron in our midst.     

Agatha Christie

Through lack of education, we're not teaching kids to read and write. So there is the danger that you raise up a generation of morons.     

Ray Bradbury

When you cut pieces out of the truth to avoid looking like a fool you end up looking like a moron instead.     

Robin Hobb

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.     

J. D. Salinger

Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential.     

William Thomas

Idiots are not responsible for what they do. The real guilt falls on rational people who sit on their hands while the morons run wild. You can opt out if you want to. Play it safe. But if you do, don't complain when the roof comes down.     

Jack Mcdevitt

The world is made up for the most part of morons and natural tyrants, sure of themselves, strong in their own opinions, never doubting anything.     

Clarence Darrow

Only some ghastly dehumanised moron would want to get rid of the Routemaster.     

Ken Livingstone