Nacho Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old nacho quotes, nacho sayings, and nacho proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


I don't think I've ever met nachos that I didn't like before. It's almost inconceivable that nachos can be bad. It makes no sense.     

Pete Wells

I find it almost comforting to count calories, because it makes me conscious of what I'm eating. But on Super Bowl Sunday, I thought, Surrender to it. It's nacho time. Then I ate nothing but Doritos all day.     

Kristen Bell

I have my once a month nachos, but it's soy cheese and turkey chili on it, so it's somewhat safe. But it's still a big vice for me, because I have a big bowl of it.     

Jenny McCarthy

He was chugging brown pop from a can Jack had handed him while he stuffed nacho cheese Doritos in his face. I was glad to see he looked lots better, almost completely like himself, which proves Doritos and brown pop really are health foods.     

P. C. Cast

We've all invested emotionally in nachos.     

Conan O'Brien

A small pepperoni pizza on a tortilla is healthier than salmon teriyaki with rice and carrots.     

Pema Chodron

Tacos are the perfect food.     

Sophia Bush

Life is a nacho. It can be yummy-crunchy or squishy-yucky. It just depends on how long it takes for you to start eating it.     

John Updike

Everybody loves something, even if it's only tortillas.     

Pema Chodron