Nerd Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old nerd quotes, nerd sayings, and nerd proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Give a nerd enough time and a door he can close and he can figure out pretty much anything. Lev Grossman
Republicans and nerds have so much in common -- they both live in fantasy worlds and have no idea how to relate to women. Stephen Colbert