Nerdy Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old nerdy quotes, nerdy sayings, and nerdy proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Why worry? If you've done the very best you can, worrying won't make it only better.     

Walt Disney

No one messes around with a nerd's computer and escapes unscathed.     

E.A. Bucchianeri

Only the nerds will save the earth.     

John Hodgman

Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.     

Anthony Daniels

Hackers are nerdy, pasty, tubby, little geeks with triple thick glasses and this is probably a demented otaku with smelly feet. So catching him will be a breeze!     

Keiko Nobumoto

Comic books aren't nerdy. You'd have to be an idiot to think computers are nerdy.     

Adam Brody

Charm is the ability to insult people without offending them; nerdiness the reverse.     

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Never apologize for being nerdy, because un-nerdy people never apologize for being assholes.     

John Barrowman