Paintball Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old paintball quotes, paintball sayings, and paintball proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Paintball is much more fun when the other people at Walmart don't know we are playing.     


Sure we could replace war with paintball battles. But it would escalate to paint grenades, paint bombs, weapons of mass paint. I don't want to live in a world where my kids have to worry about what color they will be in the morning.     

Dan Florence

Life begins in 10 seconds     

Rocky Knuth

You gas up the marker, put on the gloves, strap on the mask, and walk onto the field.. it doesn't matter that you failed a test, that your girlfriend broke up with you last night, or that you got a ticket on the way there... your world is right for the next couple hours, this is your heaven on earth.. live it.. love it.. Paintball for life..