Passport Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old passport quotes, passport sayings, and passport proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home.     

Erma Bombeck

If you look like your passport photo, in all probability you need the journey.     

Earl Wilson

If you actually look like your passport photo, you aren't well enough to travel.     

Vivian Fuchs

You are the one that possesses the keys to your being. You carry the passport to your own happiness.     

Diane Von Furstenberg

A passport picture is a photo of a man that he can laugh at without realizing that it looks exactly the way his friends see him.     

Phyllis Diller

My Irish passport makes me look like a chief of staff for the Provisional IRA.     

Jack Higgins

The passport changes but the blood doesn't.     

ario Andretti

Most passport pictures are good likenesses, and it is time we faced it.     

Katharine Brush

If you go get a passport, it might encourage you to at least consider the world around you.     

Chuck D

Friends and acquaintances are the surest passport to fortune.     

Arthur Schopenhauer