Plumbing Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old plumbing quotes, plumbing sayings, and plumbing proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.     

Scotty

When we attempt to find meaning in the pursuit of pleasure, the commitment to a job, or through plumbing intellectual depths, we all eventually find in each of these pursuits a dead end.     

Charles R. Swindoll

Water is commonly regarded as the 'solvent of life,' since our bodies are 70% water. All other vertebrates, invertebrates, microbes, and plants are also primarily water. The organization of water within biological compartments is fundamental to life, and the aquaporins serve as the plumbing systems for cells.     

Peter Agre

If you consider the contribution of plumbing to human life, the other sciences fade into insignificance.     

James P. Gorman

We don't have the plumbing to take care of what needs to be taken care of.     

Boomer Esiason

Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just kept them inside the house.     

Alfred Hitchcock

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.     

Christopher Morley