Puppy Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old puppy quotes, puppy sayings, and puppy proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

He had the appeal of a very young dog of a very large breed -- a kind of amiable absurdity.     

Dorothy L. Sayers

Training a puppy is like raising a child. Every single interaction is a training opportunity.     

Ian Dunbar

Puppy presents on the rug. This sucked.     

Kim Harrison

Happiness is a warm puppy.     

Charles M. Schulz

Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.     

Gene Hill

I'm a foot soldier in the war on Christmas. And the war on puppies and sunshine.     

Tucker Carlson

When you feel lousy, puppy therapy is indicated.     

Sara Paretsky

If you want to be friendly with puppies and everyone else because they're so cute, you better be nice to your owners.     

Katie Pavlich

Puppies are constantly inventing new ways to be bad. It's fascinating. You come into a room they've been in and see pieces of debris and try to figure out what you had that was made from wicker or what had been stuffed with fluff.     

Julie Klam

The biggest dog has been a pup.     

Joaquin Miller

Puppies are nature's remedy for feeling unloved, plus numerous other ailments of life.     

Richard Allan Palm

Puppies and kids naturally go together, but it's up to the adults to teach them how to do it the right way.     

Cesar Millan

A puppy is but a dog, plus high spirits, and minus common sense.     

Agnes Repplier

If a picture wasn't going very well, I'd put a puppy in it.     

Norman Rockwell

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.     

Bernard Williams

Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy.     

Charles M. Schulz

When a puppy takes fifty catnaps in the course of the day, he cannot always be expected to sleep the night through.     

Albert Payson Terhune

The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother -- and they'll settle for a puppy every time.     

Winston Pendleton

Every puppy should have a boy.     

Erma Bombeck

Sometimes the best thing that can happen to a person is to have a puppy lick your face.     

Joan Bauer

No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy.     

Bern Williams

A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.     

Josh Billings