Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old puppy quotes, puppy sayings, and puppy proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
He had the appeal of a very young dog of a very large breed -- a kind of amiable absurdity.Dorothy L. Sayers
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Training a puppy is like raising a child. Every single interaction is a training opportunity.Ian Dunbar
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Puppy presents on the rug. This sucked.Kim Harrison
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Happiness is a warm puppy.Charles M. Schulz
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Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.Gene Hill
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I'm a foot soldier in the war on Christmas. And the war on puppies and sunshine.Tucker Carlson
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When you feel lousy, puppy therapy is indicated.Sara Paretsky
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If you want to be friendly with puppies and everyone else because they're so cute, you better be nice to your owners.Katie Pavlich
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Puppies are constantly inventing new ways to be bad. It's fascinating. You come into a room they've been in and see pieces of debris and try to figure out what you had that was made from wicker or what had been stuffed with fluff.Julie Klam
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The biggest dog has been a pup.Joaquin Miller
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Puppies are nature's remedy for feeling unloved, plus numerous other ailments of life.Richard Allan Palm
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Puppies and kids naturally go together, but it's up to the adults to teach them how to do it the right way.Cesar Millan
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A puppy is but a dog, plus high spirits, and minus common sense.Agnes Repplier
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If a picture wasn't going very well, I'd put a puppy in it.Norman Rockwell
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There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.Bernard Williams
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Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy.Charles M. Schulz
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When a puppy takes fifty catnaps in the course of the day, he cannot always be expected to sleep the night through.Albert Payson Terhune
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The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother -- and they'll settle for a puppy every time.Winston Pendleton
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Every puppy should have a boy.Erma Bombeck
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Sometimes the best thing that can happen to a person is to have a puppy lick your face.Joan Bauer
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No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy.Bern Williams
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A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.Josh Billings
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Put a puppy in your picture, and it will make it 20 times better.Lucky Blue Smith
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Puppies are God’s idea of a perfect workout program.Stephen King
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There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.Angus Young
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Having an animal that you fix, knowing that you saved its life or you saved a pet - Like on a dog, these little kids will come, and their dog is just ready to die, and you do something, and they leave happy. The kids are happy, and the little puppy is licking your hand. Those are kind of neat feelings.Ted Yoho
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A puppy is the ultimate distraction.Philip Rosenthal
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Of all the things I miss from my veterinary clinic puppy breath is one of the most fond memories! Dr. Tom Cat
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People have been asking me if I was going to have kids, and I had puppies instead.Kate Jackson
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Being a parent is tough. If you just want a wonderful creature to love, you can get a puppy. Barbara Walters