Raccoon Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old raccoon quotes, raccoon sayings, and raccoon proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Let's put it this way: If a raccoon can carry a movie, then they believe maybe even a woman can.     

Joss Whedon

The raccoons, foxes, beavers, chinchillas, minks, rabbits, and yes, sometimes even dogs and cats that are killed for fur are not very different from your beloved dog or cat. They all have eyes, ears and hearts. They all experience pain when they are physically maimed. They shake with fear when they experience terror.     

Jane Velez-Mitchell

Most of America don't even listen to music probably. They just go raccoon hunting or something.     

Graham Coxon

Sometimes a fireman will go to great strenuous lengths to save a raccoon that's stuck in a drainpipe and then go out on the weekend and kill several of them for amusement.     

George Carlin

Why is love easy? I don't know. And the raccoons don't say.     

Robert Fulghum

Some people are uncomfortable with the idea that humans belong to the same class of animals as cats and cows and raccoons. They're like the people who become successful and then don't want to be reminded of the old neighborhood.     

Phil Donahue

Don't assume the animal digging through your trash at night is a raccoon. It might just be a carny in a bear suit.     

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