Raccoon Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old raccoon quotes, raccoon sayings, and raccoon proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


I cut my teeth as the black raccoon for implements of battle.     

Countee Cullen

We don't have to go to wild places to find wildlife. A surprisingly wide range of species can be found in our sities and towns, from familiar animals like the raccoon to more exotic ones like the mountain lion.     

Roger Tory Peterson

An evil spark flared in his eyes. Trade raccoon for some answers.     

Ilona Andrews

Oh, for fuck's sake sometimes a raccoon is just a raccoon.     

Tanya Huff

A woman could be cobra-thin and starving, but if she had grapefruit boobs and raccoon eyes, she was deliriously happy.     

Toni Morrison

Let's put it this way: If a raccoon can carry a movie, then they believe maybe even a woman can.     

Joss Whedon

The raccoons, foxes, beavers, chinchillas, minks, rabbits, and yes, sometimes even dogs and cats that are killed for fur are not very different from your beloved dog or cat. They all have eyes, ears and hearts. They all experience pain when they are physically maimed. They shake with fear when they experience terror.     

Jane Velez-Mitchell

Most of America don't even listen to music probably. They just go raccoon hunting or something.     

Graham Coxon

Sometimes a fireman will go to great strenuous lengths to save a raccoon that's stuck in a drainpipe and then go out on the weekend and kill several of them for amusement.     

George Carlin

Why is love easy? I don't know. And the raccoons don't say.     

Robert Fulghum

Some people are uncomfortable with the idea that humans belong to the same class of animals as cats and cows and raccoons. They're like the people who become successful and then don't want to be reminded of the old neighborhood.     

Phil Donahue

Don't assume the animal digging through your trash at night is a raccoon. It might just be a carny in a bear suit.     

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