Redneck Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old redneck quotes, redneck sayings, and redneck proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


In Georgia, rednecks are just wolves in wolf clothing. In Detroit, you don't know who's a redneck until you go home and meet their parents.     

Joseph Bruce

To me, redneck is a sense of self and a way of life.     

Gretchen Wilson

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That's why so many rednecks die in strange ways.      

Jase Robertson

You might be a Redneck if you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.     

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Redneck law: Must have a gun. Must shoot it regularly.      

Willie Robertson

I ain't a redneck 'cause I talk American real good!     

Alec Straub

You might be a redneck if... you can recognize your friends by the sound of their mufflers     

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If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.     

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.      

Jeff Foxworthy

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.     

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if…your home has more miles on it than your car.     

Jeff Foxworthy

I don't know any redneck that's not into fun. That's their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck.      

Si Robertson

You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.     

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if instead of buying your girlfriend candy and flowers, you spray paint her name on an overpass.     

unknown

How is a redneck divorce similar to a tornado? You know that somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna lose a trailer.     

Jeff Foxworthy

This is what we call a redneck air conditioner. It keeps you cool, it keeps you wet, wet t-shirt contest all in one.     

Honey Boo Boo Child

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.     

Jeff Foxworthy

You may be a redneck if...you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.     

Jeff Foxworthy

Let's all sing the redneck national anthem: Settle for what you can get.     

Barbara Kingsolver

Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.     

Jeff Foxworthy

My long hair just can't cover up my redneck.      

David Allan Coe

There's an intelligent redneck in all of us somewhere.     

Rodney Atkins

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.     

Jeff Foxworthy

What this world needs is a few more Rednecks.     

Charlie Daniels

When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way.     

Jase Robertson

Nobody out-rednecks the great state of America.     

Jon Stewart

If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.     

Ben Folds

There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars."     

Larry the Cable Guy