Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old santa quotes, santa sayings, and santa proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year.Victor Borge
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Santa is our culture's only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It's a fact that most of the true believers are under eight years old, and that's a pity.Chris Van Allsburg
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Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit… Santa, who was jolly – but, let’s face it, he was also very judgmental.Julia Sweeney
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There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.Bob Phillips
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Here's what we know about Santa. He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good. I think he's with the NSA.David Letterman
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The Santa myth is one of the most effective means ever devised for intimidating children, eroding their self- esteem, twisting their behavior, warping their values, and slowing their development of critical thinking skills.Tom Flynn
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The greatest thing is not to believe in Santa Claus; it is to be Santa Claus.Pat Boone
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Once you stop believing in Santa Claus, the whole world just goes downhill.Tom Clancy
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.George Carlin
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Everybody has the idea of Santa in their head and in their heart.Mick Foley
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Everything that you want Santa to be, he is. Mick Foley
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History is like Santa Claus: a language construction. We have some registers about the existence of Santa and history - the presents under the tree, the archives - but none have really seen them.Alvaro Enrigue
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All the world is happy when Santa Claus comes.Maud Lindsay
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Whenever you give someone a present or sing a holiday song, you're helping Santa Claus. To me, that's what Christmas is all about. Helping Santa Claus!Louis Sachar
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God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time.Bil Keane
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The Santa Claus principle liquidates itself.Ludwig Von Mises
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Growing up, Santa Claus would cover the presents with a white blanket, so when we'd wake up Christmas morning, we had to wait for my dad to do the big reveal of all the presents Santa brought.Martina Mcbride
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Maybe Santa Claus is real. Here's the problem: reality.David Remnick