Shaving Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old shaving quotes, shaving sayings, and shaving proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Shaving your head is acceptable. It's when you start wearing toupees and brushing your hair over that things go wrong. Moby
Experience has taught me, when I am shaving of a morning, to keep watch over my thoughts, because, if a line of poetry strays into my memory, my skin bristles so that the razor ceases to act. A.E. Housman
Shaving may help you look good but shaving your ego may help you look even better. Sonal Vohra
Upon shaving off one's beard. The scissors cut the long-grown hair; the razor scrapes the remnant fuzz. Small-jawed, weak-chinned, bug-eyed, I stare at the forgotten boy I was. John Updike
Shaving is a way to start the workday by ritually not cutting your throat when you’ve the chance. Ben Lerner
If it's a pain in the ass, you're shaving the wrong place. Kerry Jackson
The punishment of shaving a woman's head had biblical origins. In Europe, the practice dated back to the Dark Ages with the Visigoths. Antony Beevor
One should refrain from contempt for the baser specimens of humanity, for whom liberation amounts to shaving the heads of women who have slept with Germans. Coco Chanel
Though it's a small price to pay, shaving my head has opened more doors than I ever thought possible. Michael Rosenbaum
Since I have dealt in suds, I could never discover more than two reasons for shaving; the one is to get a beard, the other is to get rid of one. Henry Fielding
I hate shaving. It's much easier to just do a little stubble, but my wife and daughter like it when I'm clean-shaven. If you see me with a clean face, then you know I'm in the kissing mode! Patrick Dempsey
The secret of a long marriage is shaving your legs every day . . because it shows you still care. Gloria Estefan
Now the Earth's face is lathered white with shaving soap. It's a long time till the razor once more makes its face smooth and fresh and green. Gunvor Hofmo
You know, I would date, if I could find a man worth shaving my legs for. Sherrilyn Kenyon
Winning is like shaving - you do it every day or you wind up looking like a bum. Jack Kem
Getting ideas is like shaving; if you don't do it every day, you're a bum. Alexander Kroll
I thoroughly believe that shaving is the best way of hair removal, as it's the most convenient and hassle free of all the methods. Kriti Sanon
The thing about breaking up when you get older, you just don't have the steam anymore. 'Oh, that's it. I can't start shaving my legs above the knee again.' Elayne Boosler