Silly Love Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old silly love quotes, silly love sayings, and silly love proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Love is unselfishly choosing for another's highest good.     

CS Lewis

Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there.     

George Burns

Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.     

Fulton J. Sheen

Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.     

Bob Phillips

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.     

Woody Allen2

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.     

Lemony Snicket

First love is a kind of vaccination which saves man from catching the complaint the second time.     

Honoré de Balzac

Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.     

Jerome K Jerome

Love is a game that two can play and both win.     

Eva Gabor

I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.     

Russell Brand

Love is like jumping out of an airplane knowing that someone else has packed your chute. You pull the cord hoping that a canopy opens up, but it could very well be packed full of dirty laundry and a half eaten cheese sandwich.     

Jared Turner

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.     

Albert Einstein

The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it.     

Israel Zangwill

To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone.     

Jarod Kintz

You can't make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.     

Caleb Followill

Love is like any other luxury. You have no right to it unless you can afford it.     

Anthony Trollope

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.     

Rita Rudner

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.     

Rita Rudner

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.     

Melanie Griffith

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.     

Bob Hope

How sweet it is to love, and to be dissolved, and as it were to bathe myself in thy love.     

Thomas a Kempis

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.     

Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings

What a silly thing love is! It is not half as useful as logic, for it does not prove anything and it is always telling one things that are not going to happen, and making one believe things that are not true.     

Oscar Wilde

If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.     

Jarod Kintz

The activity of love and faith is what makes heaven.     

Emanuel Swedenborg

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.     


A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.     

Milton Berle

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one.     

Fran Lebowitz

In love, you have loosened yourself like seawater.     

Pablo Neruda

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.     

Natasha Leggero