Tan Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old tan quotes, tan sayings, and tan proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Because tanning and steroids are only a problem if you plan to live a long time. Chuck Palahniuk
In a thousand years, archeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment. Olivia Wilde
Just don't fall into a tanning bed. These machines are for vapid, narcissistic, idiots who have barren vacuums where their thoughts, fears, and passions should be. Spending time in a tanning bed will only earn you the appearance and intellect of an inbred baked potato. Don't be a baked potato. Matthew Inman
One must maintain a little bit of summer even in the middle of winter. Henry David Thoreau
if you can't tone it, tan it. Anonymous
Great tans don't happen by chance, they happen by appointment. Anonymous
Not everyone has to ride off into the sunset with a man. Some of us just want a tan. Mandy Hale
Even though we all know the facts, it's hard to resist the lure of a tan. Jane Krakowski
When you have a natural genetic tan developed over centuries and many generations, the idea of soaking up rays by the pool has never made sense. Abraham Verghese
Tanning is tricky, because a lot of people just look orange. Laura Linney
Quit your job. Buy a ticket. Get a tan. Fall in love. Never return. Spencer Antle
A tan is the best accessory for any outfit! Kourtney Kardashian
When you're tan, you feel better about yourself. Nicole Polizzi
There's no such thing as a healthy tan, and that's what people need to understand. Gabrielle Union
The way to make coaches think you're in shape in the spring is to get a tan. Whitey Ford
People go tanning because they like to feel tan. You feel more sexy when you're tan and I don't understand why you would tax on that, because you're making yourself feel more happy about yourself. Nicole Polizzi
It's amazing what a spray-on tan will do. David Cook