Tan Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old tan quotes, tan sayings, and tan proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Because tanning and steroids are only a problem if you plan to live a long time.     

Chuck Palahniuk

In a thousand years, archeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.     

Olivia Wilde

Just don't fall into a tanning bed. These machines are for vapid, narcissistic, idiots who have barren vacuums where their thoughts, fears, and passions should be. Spending time in a tanning bed will only earn you the appearance and intellect of an inbred baked potato. Don't be a baked potato.     

Matthew Inman

One must maintain a little bit of summer even in the middle of winter.     

Henry David Thoreau

if you can't tone it, tan it.     


Great tans don't happen by chance, they happen by appointment.     


Not everyone has to ride off into the sunset with a man. Some of us just want a tan.     

Mandy Hale

Even though we all know the facts, it's hard to resist the lure of a tan.     

Jane Krakowski

When you have a natural genetic tan developed over centuries and many generations, the idea of soaking up rays by the pool has never made sense.     

Abraham Verghese

Tanning is tricky, because a lot of people just look orange.      

Laura Linney

Quit your job. Buy a ticket. Get a tan. Fall in love. Never return.     

Spencer Antle

A tan is the best accessory for any outfit!     

Kourtney Kardashian

When you're tan, you feel better about yourself.     

Nicole Polizzi

There's no such thing as a healthy tan, and that's what people need to understand.     

Gabrielle Union

The way to make coaches think you're in shape in the spring is to get a tan.     

Whitey Ford

People go tanning because they like to feel tan. You feel more sexy when you're tan and I don't understand why you would tax on that, because you're making yourself feel more happy about yourself.     

Nicole Polizzi

It's amazing what a spray-on tan will do.     

David Cook