Tequila Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old tequila quotes, tequila sayings, and tequila proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Tequila is not even a drink; it's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.     

Dylan Moran

Love is like tequila shots, not the quantity but strength matters.     

Saru Singhal

Take life with a grain of salt and a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila.     


If you want to make some memories, add some tequila.     


Take life with a pinch of salt A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime Do nothing at all But take your time.     

John Walter Bratton

It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough.     

Jimmy Buffett

And no one drank just one shot of tequila.     

Kristin Hannah

Deal with your wins and losses alike. With tequila, lemon and a pinch of salt.     

Saleem Sharma

If you want to keep your dignity intact, stay away from tequila.     

Alida Nugent

Life is better with Tequila.     


Tequila probably won't fix your problems, but it's worth a shot.     


At least you do' need a prescription for tequila.     

Rachel Vincent

Tequila is like acid in a glass.     

Greg Proops

Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination.     

Rainbow Rowell

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.     

George Carlin

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.     

Sanjaya Malakar

Tequila is like Duck tape, it fixes damn nearly everything.     


I am well aware I'm not everyone's cup of tea, I'd rather be someone's shot of tequila anyway!     


We should all believe in something, and I believe it's time for another shot of tequila.     

Justin Timberlake

Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit.     

Lee Marvin

There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.     

Ron White

An ounce of breast milk is even more potent than the finest tequila.     

Tori Amos