Tgif Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old tgif quotes, tgif sayings, and tgif proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Gazing into that stadium, looking up into those rows that can seat twenty thousand, you wonder what it must be like on a Friday night, when the lights are on and the hearts and soul of the town pours out over that field, across those endless plains.     

H.G. Bissinger

Friday night is what he lived for, bled for, worked so hard for.     

H.G. Bissinger

I didn't discover Shabbat until I was about twenty-four. Before that Friday and Saturday were days to shop, date, and catch a movie.     

Lori Palatnik

Lighting candles Friday night gave me great pleasure and soon became a significant part of my relationship with God.     

Lori Palatnik

Every Friday, my son, Michael, and I have breakfast together at the corner diner. Since he turned three, this has been our special time together and our favorite day of the week.     

Dan Yaccarino

Happiness increases ten percent on Fridays. Why is that? People are excited about the coming weekend, so they decide to be happier.     

Joel Osteen

They make up their minds on Fridays to enjoy their lives more.     

Joel Osteen

If you have the right mind-set, you can be just as happy on Monday as you are on Friday.     

Joel Osteen

Yes, I know some days are more difficult than others. But if you program your mind in a positive way, you won't have to drag through certain days just hoping to get to Friday so you can finally enjoy life.     

Joel Osteen

Finally, Friday afternoon arrives and we are off the clock. We do what we have to do for five days to enjoy what we want to do for two.     

Nik Halik

But the whole time we are playing, Sunday evening is lurking just around the corner. All too soon, we've turned the corner and are smacked back into reality.     

Nik Halik

There are essentially two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: caffeine from Monday to Friday yo energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison you are living in.     

Bill Hicks

England. All the foolish country sayings about Friday being an unlucky day to begin anything fresh upon.     

William Cobbett

Monday's child is fair of face, / Tuesday's child is full of grace, / Wednesday's child is full of woe, / Thursday's child has far to go, / Friday's child is loving and giving, / Saturday's child has to work for its living, / But a child that's born on the Sabbath day, / Is fair and wise and good and gay.     

John Bartlett

Midst the wealth of facts and fancies / That our memory may recall, / Thus the old school-day romances / Are the dearest of all!— / When some sweet thought revises / The half forgotten tune / That opened 'Exercises,' / On 'Friday afternoon.'     

James Whitcomb Riley

Although many believed the Friday after Thanksgiving is the busiest shopping day of the year, it is not. It is the fifth to tenth busiest day. It is, however, the day when the murder rate goes up significantly in almost 40 states.     

Lawrence Dorfman

Every Friday, I like to high-five myself for getting through another week on little more than caffeine, willpower and inappropriate humor.     

Nanea Hoffman

Friday sees more smiles than any other day of the workweek.     

Kate Summers

Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you're so close to freedom.     

Lauren Oliver

Friday is a day to finish your goals for the week. It is a day to celebrate that which you set out to accomplish at the beginning of the week.     

Byron Pulsifer

Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.     


I have never in my life found myself in a situation where I've stopped work and said, ‘Thank God it's Friday.' But weekends are special even if your schedule is all over the place. Something tells you the weekend has arrived and you can indulge yourself a bit.     

Helen Mirren

On a Friday night, I like to go out because my friends, who have been working normal hours, just want to let go after a stressful week at work.     

Douglas Booth

Make a Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of knowing that you just didn't put in time to the next pay check.     

Byron Pulsifer

I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from 'Thank God it's Friday' to 'Thank God it's Monday.' If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.     

Ann Diehl

If it comes back, I think that Friday night is not a good night to be on.     

Amber Tamblyn

Not for nothing is their motto TGIF – ‘Thank God It's Friday.' They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do.     

Richard Nelson Bolles

Friday' is about hanging out with friends, having fun. I felt like it was my personality in that song.     

Rebecca Black

Make each day of the week like Friday and your life will take on new enthusiasm.     

Byron Pulsifer