The Weekend Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old the weekend quotes, the weekend sayings, and the weekend proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

There aren't enough days in the weekend.     

Rod Schmidt

Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.     

John Shirley

Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.     

S.A. Sachs

The feeling of Sunday is the same everywhere, heavy, melancholy, standing still.     

Jean Rhys

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.     

Bill Watterson

It's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.     

Jimmy Buffett

Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.     

SA Sachs

Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.     

Richard Rorty

Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?     

Marilyn vos Savant

There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends.     

Arnot Sheppard

A wild and crazy weekend involves sitting on the front porch, smoking a cigar, reading a book.     

Robert M. Gates

Sunday evenings often feel like the weekend is over before it's even begun.     

Catherine McCormack

Sometimes the weekend gets hijacked by work, but as my mother would say, this is the right problem.     

Julian Fellowes

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.     

Chuck Palahniuk

The rhythm of the weekend, with its birth, its planned gaieties, and its announced end, followed the rhythm of life and was a substitute for it.     

F. Scott Fitzgerald

Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.     

Lyndon B. Johnson

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.     

Joseph Addison

How pleasant is Saturday night, When I've tried all the week to be good, And not spoke a word that was bad, And obliged everyone that I could.     

Nancy Sproat

Why wait for the weekend to have fun.     


I hate weekends because there is no stock market.     

Rene Rivkin

A Sunday well spent brings a week of content.     


Nobody wants to give up a weekend long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another.     

Elizabeth Eulberg

I respect the fact that people have worked hard all week and want to go to the movies on the weekend and be entertained.     

Michael Moore

Thank God it's Friday, because the weekend has landed and it's time to forget about work and tear it up!     


I'm learning the power of going away for the weekend and keeping myself company.     

Zoe Saldana

The only Happy END that I know it's the weekEND!     


When you're young, you should live out every weekend. Even if you look like a scarecrow, you just gotta go!     

Jonathan Brandis

Hands up if you're ready to do something you'll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing.     

Florence Welch

Not for nothing is their motto TGIF-?Thank God It's Friday.' They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do.     

Richard Nelson Bolles

You know what I want to do? Wake up one weekend and not have to go anywhere and do nothing.     

Derek Jeter