The Weekend Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old the weekend quotes, the weekend sayings, and the weekend proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

I have to be alone very often. I'd be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That's how I refuel. Audrey Hepburn
I have never in my life found myself in a situation where I've stopped work and said, Thank God it's Friday.' But weekends are special even if your schedule is all over the place. Something tells you the weekend has arrived and you can indulge yourself a bit. Helen Mirren
Music always sounds better on Friday. Lou Brutus
No weekend, all weakened. Toba Beta
After luncheon the sun, conscious that it was Saturday, would blaze an hour longer in the zenith... Marcel Proust
When you're single, your weekend days are wide-open vistas that extend in every direction; in a relationship, they're like the sky over Manhattan: punctured, hemmed in, compressed. Adelle Waldman
Why is Monday so far away from Friday and Friday so bloody close to Monday? unknown
Weekend planning is a prime time to apply the Deathbed Priority Test: On your deathbed, will you wish you'd spent more prime weekend hours grocery shopping or walking in the woods with your kids? Hal Borland
Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through. Anthony Burgess
Old timers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful. Casey Stengel
Good weather all the week, but come the weekend the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot they complain, too cold they complain, and when it's just right, they're watching TV. Rita Rudner
Most people are in a factory from nine till five. Their job may be to turn out 263 little circles. At the end of the week they're three short and somebody has a go at them. On Saturday afternoons they deserve something to go and shout about. Rodney Marsh
Of all the days that's in the week I dearly love but one day And that's the day that comes betwixt A Saturday and Monday. Henry Carey
Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation. Ogden Nash
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control. Diana Jordan
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend. Zenna Scha
- "I've been thinking Hobbes --" - "On a weekend " - "Well, it wasn't on purpose..." Calvin & Hobbes
Pretend like it's the weekend, ... We could pretend it all the time. Jack Johnson
Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family. Bo Bennett
It's a weekend course. It's usually a Friday night, all-day Saturday and half-day Sunday deal. You talk textbook stuff and theory Friday night, and then you're on the bike all day Saturday. Alex Hyatt
The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend. George Carlin
When I get to heaven one day, I'm going to ask God how it's possible that time moves so much quicker on the weekends than on school days. Jenny B. Jones
Tomorrow is Monday so it must be the weekend. Cat Patrick
At your church, the week is more important than the weekend. Empower people and send them out for the week. J.D. Greear
A large portion of the weekend effects is explained by differences in the amount of time spent with friends or family between weekends and weekdays. Daniel Kahneman
I am always happy to meet my friend, and my friend is my weekend. Debasish Mridha
Ever notice how weekends are like rainbows? They always look great from a distance but seem to disappear whenever you get up close. Jay Trachoma
A weekend in the country / With the panting / And the yawns / With the crickets and the pheasants / And the orchards and the hay, / With the servants and the pheasants, / We'll be laying our plans / While we're playing croquet / For a weekend in the country / So inactive one has to lie down. / A weekend in the country / Where we're twice as upset / As in town. Stephen Sondheim
A weekend in the country— / Trees in the orchard call. / When you've examined one tree, / Then you've examined them all. Laura Bush
My children give me the gift of stepping out of the daily ordinariness into the father zone—a place where my innate curiosity, sense of adventure, and love of a weekend gets rediscovered. Jeff Stone