Toddler Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old toddler quotes, toddler sayings, and toddler proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Having toddlers always means that there's a fair amount of chaos at home, but that's part of the fun. And from a work perspective, we have projects under construction all over the world, including many right here in the US.     

Ivanka Trump

Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.     

Ed Howe

Taking a toddler to school is one of the most satisfying moments in my many years in public life. There is no better joy than laying the foundations of a strong future for these little children friends, let us all become partners in this quest for ensuring education for all!     

Narendra Modi

Just because you can thrill a toddler by chewing with your mouth open doesn't mean you should.     

Michael Nesmith

Toddlers ask many questions, and so do school children until about grade three. By that time, many of them have learned an unfortunate fact, that in school, it can be more important for self protection to hide one's ignorance about a subject than to learn more about it, regardless of one's curiosity.     

Jan Hunt

Toddlers are active explorers. They eagerly try new things and use materials in different ways. Toddlers want to be independent and they have a strong sense of ownership.     

Janet Gonzalez-Mena

We sing for these kids who don't have a thing.     

Eminem

The sun was a toddler insistently refusing to go to bed: It was past eight thirty and still light.     

John Green

Kids can amuse themselves with almost anything.     

Allen Klein

The fundamental job of a toddler is to rule the universe.     

Lawrence Kutner

The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother is something absolutely new.     

Rajneesh

I learned that buying expensive furniture with toddlers around is pointless.     

Nicole Polizzi

Paradoxically, the toddler's no is also a preliminary to his saying yes. It is a sign that he is getting ready to convert his mother's restrictions and prohibitions into the rules for behavior that will belong to him.     

Louise J. Kaplan