Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old tractor quotes, tractor sayings, and tractor proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
When will they make a tractor that can furnish the manure for farm fields and produce a baby tractor every spring?George Erik Rupp
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That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.Jeff Foxworthy
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I enjoy my John Deere tractor quite a lot. It's a tool that I must use to keep Mother Nature at bay. I have all kinds of things encroaching on my property.Les Claypool
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You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.Jeff Foxworthy
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I don't know of a better argument in favor of farming with horses than trying to start an old tractor in the winter timeGene Logsdon
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I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. Sheri L. Dew
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I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it. Stwvwn Wright
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With tractors, you just don't get the feel of tilling that land. So when planting season comes around, I use a hoe. To grow one useful whore, that's the motto of my pimp farm.M.C. Humphreys
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I was a regular hand when I was 7. I picked cotton. I drove tractors. Children grew up not thinking that this is what they must do. We thought this was the thing to do to help your family.B.B. King
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The tractor must always be used as an aid to nature, not as a driver of nature. The tractor must work in harmony with the climate, and the fertility of the land, and the humble spirit of the farmers.Marina Lewycka
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Why does a three-year-old, and it's usually boys, want to drive the tractor or have machinery and be in control of it? I don't know. Why wouldn't you ask to boil a kettle or something? Maybe you would, I dunno.Michael Fassbender
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I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field.Jim Hunt
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Happiness is the twinkle in your grandmother's eye as you reverse the tractor off her legsHugh Laurie
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His herding instinct is so strong that he confuses tractors on a baseball field for sheep. He was hospitalized twice. Once by a line drive and once for attacking a tractor tread. Tom Hayden
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I can't write on the road. I have to be home. I have to be around all those rusted tractors and dilapidated fences and things like that, because it just grounds me in a way that I can't find in a hotel room. John Fullbright