Traffic Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old traffic quotes, traffic sayings, and traffic proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


We are caught in a traffic jam of discursive thought.     

Chogyam Trungpa

Take your own route, not the route everyone is using or taking. Create your own way; there is always traffic on the common route.     

Israelmore Ayivor

One way to solve the traffic problem is to keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets.     

Will Rogers

If our goal is to be tolerant of people who are different than we are, Chase, then we really are aiming quite low. Traffic jams are to be tolerated. People are to be celebrated.     

Glennon Doyle Melton

His idea of traffic safety is going too fast for the cops to catch up.     

Mira Grant

People are sitting in traffic longer, and the types of solutions that are needed to relieve that congestion are ones that are paid for by the Highway Trust Fund.     

Anthony Foxx

There's a simple solution to our traffic problems. We'll have business build the roads, and government build the cars.     

Will Rogers

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile.     

Zig Ziglar

Traffic was as much an emotional problem as it was a mechanical one.     

Tom Vanderbilt

First you learn to drive fast. Next, you learn to drive fast in traffic. Then, you learn how to do it for 500 miles.     

Alan Kulwicki

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible.     

Jeffery Taylor

Traffic congestion is caused by vehicles, not by people in themselves.     

Jane Jacobs

You can't stop traffic on Times Square.     

Sydney Pollack

Avoid the traffic by using one of the park's shuttle buses and view the elk rut with a park ranger.     

Dave Barry

More traffic means more advertising dollars     

Jeff Zucker

Take the high road, there's a lot less traffic up there.     

Phil Mcgraw

Take the road less traveled...there's less traffic!     

Monika Zands

Outside of traffic, there is nothing that has held this country back as much as committees.     

Will Rogers

Moroccan traffic isn't like normal traffic. It's armed combat, a war of wills, in which only the very bravest have a chance to survive.     

Tahir Shah

Sometimes all it takes to stop traffic is for that right pair of red pumps.     

Tommy Ton

If you are the kind of person who is waiting for the 'right' thing to happen, you might wait for a long time. It's like waiting for all the traffic lights to be green for five miles before starting the trip.     

Robert Kiyosaki

Traffic is only one of the side effects of growth.     

Roy Barnes

Stuck in traffic is not an excuse. It's a sign of bad planning.     

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Traffic accidents have increased 100 percent in the city since the hurricane     

Don Kelly

The modern world is a crowd of very rapid racing cars all brought to a standstill and stuck in a block of traffic.     

Gilbert K Chesterton

Parents are traffic signs that are always in our blind spots     

Jeremy P Johnson

If you provide good alternatives for public transport, you won't have traffic problems     

Jaime Lerner

Sometimes, when there's too much traffic clogging up the road, you need to take a different route. But following the same path as everyone else can stall your progress in reaching your investment goals too.     

Mark Mobius

If you make more roads, you will have more traffic.     

Jan Gehl

You don't make any money sitting in traffic.     

Wayne Huizenga