Truck Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old truck quotes, truck sayings, and truck proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.     

Jeff Foxworthy

Seeing a catering truck feels like home.     

Dakota Johnson

Only in country music can you compare an old pickup truck and an old guitar to your wife and turn it into a love song. Thank God for country music.     

Dierks Bentley

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.     

Tim Allen

Like a garbage truck, we need a lie-truck which will collect lies from everyone's houses every morning, even every hour.     

Mehmet Murat ildan

Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are.     

Jase Robertson

It turns out that speeding irresponsibly in a large truck, placing personal wealth ahead of the welfare of others, is one of the greatest sins in the Universe.     

Craig Ferguson

What's going to happen is, very soon, we're going to run out of petroleum, and everything depends on petroleum. And there go the school buses. There go the fire engines. The food trucks will come to a halt. This is the end of the world.     

Kurt Vonnegut

Fire truck with back end on fire drives really fast in circles.     

Demetri Martin

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.     

Jean Kerr

Where food trucks are concerned, nothing's better than having a whole flock of them at one location. Competition not only improves the quality of the food, it prompts these rolling lunch wagons to lower prices and offer specials, too.     

Robert Sietsema

Anyone singing about trucks, in any form, in any song, anywhere, literally just stop nobody cares!     

Kacey Musgraves

America is two Mack trucks colliding on a superhighway because all the drivers are on amphetamines.     

Phil Ochs

All those trucks and barges that carry our goods to port are vital connections to the only force which can balance our trade deficit: export. We must keep doing what we do best if we are going to get America out of the red.     

Jo Ann Emerson

Food trucks give creative entrepreneurs the ability to cook with freedom and make what they love, meaning that they can create highly specialized meals without having the high overhead costs of running a restaurant.     

Homaro Cantu