Tuesday Morning Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old tuesday morning quotes, tuesday morning sayings, and tuesday morning proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


It was like a church in there as only the truly lost sit in bars on Tuesday mornings at 8:00 a.m.     

Charles Bukowski

Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday Afternoon, there lived a King who was very Gloomy on Tuesday mornings because he was so Sad thinking about how Unhappy he had been on Monday and how completely Mournful he would be on Wednesday.     

Walt Kelly

On any Tuesday morning, if asked, a good working scientist will tell you with some self-satisfaction that the affairs of his field are nicely in order, that things are finally looking clear and making sense, and all is well. But come back again on another Tuesday, and the roof may have just fallen in on his life's work.     

Lewis Thomas

I'm a big believer in creating family traditions. Every Tuesday morning, I make a proper eggs breakfast, and we all sit down and eat.     

Ivanka Trump

The Daily Caller has obtained an advance copy of a House Oversight and Government Reform Committee report set to be released Tuesday morning that definitively proves malicious intent by the IRS to improperly block conservative groups that an IRS adviser deemed 'icky.     

Patrick Howley