Tuesday Sayings and Quotes

While Fridays and Saturdays may get all the glory, Tuesday isn’t too shabby. It’s definitely heaps better than Monday, and who doesn’t enjoy Taco Tuesdays? Below you’ll find a collection of humorous Tuesday quotes.


You may have heard of Black Friday and Cyber Monday. There’s another day you might want to know about: Giving Tuesday. The idea is pretty straightforward. On the Tuesday after Thanksgiving, shoppers take a break from their gift-buying and donate what they can to charity.     

Bill Gates

I don’t want it good. I want it Tuesday.     

Jack Warner

Creativity is a highfalutin word for the work I have to do between now and Tuesday.     

Ray Kroc

Why does February feel like one big Tuesday?     

Todd Stocker

I’d take half an argument over half a silence any day. And I’d take peace and quiet over a full-blown argument any other day unless it’s Tuesday.     

Will Advise

There is a breed of Tuesday in January in which time creeps and no light comes and the air is full of water and nobody really loves anybody.     

Zadie Smith