Twisted Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old twisted quotes, twisted sayings, and twisted proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


It is not the monsters we should be afraid of; it is the people that don't recognize the same monsters inside of themself.     

Shannon L. Alder

The best secrets are the most twisted     

Sara Shepard

Glory is reserved for the twisted minds.     

Charlyn Khater

They were the screams of riders torn apart by the twisted reflections of their own inner selves.     

Neal Shusterman

Death is funny, when you think about it. Everybody does it, but nobody knows how, exactly how.     

Laurie Halse Anderson

People are more twisted than people think.     

Brad Meltzer

Fate has a twisted sense of humor.     

Amelia Atwater-Rhodes

Between thought and spoken word is a gap where intention can enter, the symbol be twisted aside, and the lie come to be.     

Ursula K. Le Guin

No matter how damaged we were by our lives, we are whole when we are together     

Jaden Wilkes

Without pride, man becomes a parasite – and there are already too many parasites.     

Carla H. Krueger

Too often the past has been twisted to fit the visions and agendas of the present.     

Thomas Sowell

Don't be lookin up at no sky for help. Look down here, at us twisted dreamers.     

D.B.C. Pierre

Surely the vogue of those twisted and contorted human figures must be as short as it is artificial.     

Harriet Monroe

Conditioning obstructs our view of reality. We do not see IT in its suchness because of our indoctrination, crooked and twisted.     

Bruce Lee

Ego and pride is a two headed twist.     

T.F. Hodge

We're all kind of weird and twisted and drowning     

Haruki Murakami