Ugly Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old ugly quotes, ugly sayings, and ugly proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


I thought I was so ugly for so long, and I wasted so much of my life on this dumb notion.     

Margaret Cho

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.     

Robin Williams

Ugly people kill people all the time. But when pretty people did, it got attention.     

Chelsea Cain

Every man is handsome, every woman is beautiful. Hardships make us ugly.     

Ofosu Kwarteng

Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.     

Douglas Horton

I might be ugly, but my cars are real pretty.     

Gucci Mane

The potential beauty of human life is constantly made ugly by man's ever-recurring song of retaliation.     

Martin Luther King, Jr.

An ugly diamond is still worth more than a beautiful pebble.     

Matshona Dhliwayo

Alcohol does not make ugly people attractive. It makes it so you could care less that they're ugly.     

Doug Stanhope

The beautiful has but one type, the ugly has a thousand.     

Victor Hugo

I just do art because I'm ugly and there's nothing else for me to do.     

Andy Warhol

Never insult those who are Poor or Ugly,They are the reason YOU look rich and good!     

Abhishek Tiwari

People who say you are ugly, may be true, because to them, you look like a monster. People who say you are beautiful, may also be true, because to them, you look like an angel.     

Michael Bassey Johnson

No matter how ugly you are; there is always someone who sees his heaven in your eyes.     

M.F. Moonzajer

The ugly can be beautiful. The pretty, never.     

Oscar Wilde

My body is an ugly masterpiece that lives off the beauty of sound.     

Chad Sugg

I would not have had that happen to you. Discourtesy is unspeakably ugly to me.     

Thomas Harris

She may have a weight problem but you have an ugly problem.     

Donna Lynn Hope

Ugly is a word that should only be used to describe sin and never used to describe people.     

Ritu Ghatourey

He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask.     

Mickey Rivers

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.     

Rodney Dangerfield

In an ugly and unhappy world the richest man can purchase nothing but ugliness and unhappiness.     

George Bernard Shaw

The beauty on the inside, will determine the ugly on the outside.     

Anthony Liccione

What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.     

Dorothy Parker

He used to say the uglier things are the longer they live, and the ugliest things live forever.     

Mal Peet

There is nothing ugly; I never saw an ugly thing in my life; for let the form of an object be what it may,—light, shade, and perspective will always make it beautiful.     

John Constable

Those who find ugly meanings in beautiful things are corrupt without being charming. This is a fault. Those who find beautiful meanings in the beautiful things are the cultivated.      

Oscar Wilde

When you're called a character actress it's because you're too ugly to be called a leading lady.     

Kathy Burke

Don't worry. The ugly duckling always grows into a beautiful swan.     

Ruth Segall

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly is to the bones. When beauty has gone, ugly lingers on.     

A Friend's Mother