Vampire Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old vampire quotes, vampire sayings, and vampire proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


The strength of the vampire is that people will not believe in him.     

Garrett Fort

We enjoy the night, the darkness, where we can do things that aren't acceptable in the light. Night is when we slake our thirst.     

William Hill

To make you a vampire they have to suck your blood. And then you have to suck their blood. It's like a whole big sucking thing.     

Buffy

The vampire is an outsider. He's the perfect metaphor for those things. He's someone who looks human and sounds human, but is not human, so he's always on the margins.     

Anne Rice

A starving child is a frightful sight. A starving vampire, even worse.     

Anne Rice

Vampires can live a very long time, theoretically forever, which means their idea of getting down to business can be damn leisurely.     

Laurell K. Hamilton

If vampires ever spend less time playing theatrics and living down to their stereotypes, they might actually take over the world someday.     

Carrie Vaughn

With vampires, there is such a great tradition that you suddenly find yourself a part of. Each generation reinvents what that means to them.      

Michael Sheen

Evil is like a Vampire. When you take arms against it and destroy it, you find in the end that you are evil too-that it is living on your own actions.     

Denis Johnston

Becoming a vampire means completely changing your identity.     

Park Chan-wook

There are vampires and vampires, and not all of them suck blood.     

Fritz Leiber

Bring a vampire around, people start discovering religion.     

Richard Laymon

Let the flesh instruct the mind.     

Anne Rice

Into every generation comes a vampire.     

Holly Black

Vampire doesn’t see his image. Even less in the holy water.     

Charles De Leusse

And everybody dreams about vampires; we grow up dreaming about them. They're the first and worst monster that lives under everybody's bed.     

Robin McKinley

The vampire was real. It was only that his true story had never been told.     

Richard Matheson

Vampires are people too. They've got their own problems, they just drink blood.     

Heather Brewer

Even bipolar vampires needed sleep from time to time, and he was well past his recommended safe dosage of stress.     

Rachel Caine

A vampire is very easy; you just take a very good-looking actor, put some teeth on them, make them pale, and you're there.     

David Hayter

A vampire may play with his food, but he never sets it free.     

Pamela Palmer

If you are a vampire, then a vampire is not the creature of the legends.      

Christine Feehan

Vampires, real vampires, didn't nibble on the necks of nubile young virgins. They tore people to pieces and sucked the blood out of the chunks.     

David Wellington

Vampires bore a grudge longer than any technically living creatures, and whenever they were in a bad temper, they expressed themselves through murder.     

Cassandra Clare