Vegetables Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old vegetables quotes, vegetables sayings, and vegetables proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Go vegetable heavy. Reverse the psychology of your plate by making meat the side dish and vegetables the main course.     

Bobby Flay

I never eat salad. I make sure I don't put a lot of junk into my system, but I hate vegetables!     


I grow as many of our vegetables as I can, because my granddad was a professional gardener, and it's in the blood.     

Terry Pratchett

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.     

Doug Larson

A vegetable garden in the beginning looks so promising and then after all little by little it grows nothing but vegetables, nothing, nothing but vegetables.     

Gertrude Stein

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.     

Fran Lebowitz

Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet.     

Albert Einstein

I hate eating vegetables. The only vegetables I eat are lettuce on a burger.     

Chance The Rapper

The delicate sweetness of just-picked vegetables is always worth savoring.     

Samin Nosrat

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.     

Jim Davis