Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old vodka quotes, vodka sayings, and vodka proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
Madam, your Vodka gimlets are showing. Vodka, that's an alcohol rub from the inside. Larry Gilbert
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Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric.Anton Chekhov
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Just because there is vodka in my freezer it doesn’t mean I have to drink it. Wait, yes it does.Emerson Cod
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. . . . And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.Ron White
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I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do three minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka, and smoke a cigarette.Anthony Hopkins
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No, I'm allergic to coffee, but do you have any vodka? Melinda
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Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen. Sterling Archer
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New rule: someone has to explain to me why it's socially acceptable to drink vodka in the morning as long as you pour tomato juice and Worchestershire sauce in it. Bill Maher
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You know, vodka is for Russians what therapy is for Americans. Aunt Sarah
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Vodka and Coca-Cola. Detente in a glass! Vernon Bayliss
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Well [the lemonade] looked a bit sad so I added a dash of vodka to cheer it up. Purdey
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Two vodka martinis, extra dry, extra olives, extra... fast.Tony Stark
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Sometimes a bottle of vodka isn't just a bottle of vodka - it's a beginning! Emelyan Pugachov
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Rum's a sailor's drink. Vodka, a politician's. Demi
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Oh, memory impairment. The free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle. Sheldon Cooper
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There, an article on aging next to an ad for vodka. Problem... solution.Nina Van Horn
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Real Russians have no proverbs. We have vodka and misery. Wait. That was a proverb. Galina "Red" Reznikov
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Butterflies making you queasy? What say we drown them with a dip in the Vodka Fountain? Olive Snook
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For all the talk of valor and glory, it is only war, religion and vodka that can make good people do terrible things. Luba
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You know what they say about vodka, Mrs Slocombe? One's all right, two's the most, three, under the table, four, under the host.Mr. Humphries
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When life gives you lemons mix it up with vodka sodaDavid Vogt; Hannes Buescher; Lena Meyer-Landrut; Moritz Tannhoff
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Jägerbombs, Jägerbombs / Then some vodka / Drink it down with a frown / The bottles gotchaJustin Hubbard
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Did you, did you really think you'd found somebody? Or did that vodka make you leave with me?Andrea Monica Martin; Steven R. Dubin
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Oh, I'm on the Drinking Man's Diet, / It came from a book I was loaned. / It's really terrific and quite scientific / And I'm half stoned. / For breakfast some cornflakes and vodka, / But cornflakes have carbohydrates / So I don't eat those fattening cornflakes, / I eat the vodka straight. Allan Sherman
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First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.F. Scott Fitzgerald
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From our black bread and our vodka — asking naught, and undismayed — / From our never-empty cradles! — we are coming to your aid. Henry Lawson
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I watched them in a bleary daze of bitterness and pain, / For oh, I missed the cheery blaze of vodka in my brain.Robert William Service
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I taste a liquor never brewed, / From tankards scooped in pearl; / Not all the vats upon the Rhine / Yield such an alcohol!Emily Dickinson
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The Stoli bottle's frost melts to brilliance where I press my / fingers. Evidence. Proof I'm here, drunk in your lamplit kitchen.Joel Brouwer
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humanity requires anesthesia / to hold the pain at bay / my anesthetic is vodka / i embrace it every dayCaptain B2