Wacky Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old wacky quotes, wacky sayings, and wacky proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.     

Albert Einstein

Chicken salad with egg in it is very interesting way to eat two generations.     

Fuad Alakbarov

I've met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you - you're 20 minutes.     

Jan Sterling

Age is of no importance unless you're a cheese.     

Billie Burke

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.      

Elbert Hubbard

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.     

Mark Twain

Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.     

William Goldman

You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't know where something is? MOM!      


The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.      

Robert Graves

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.      

Steve Martin

Think like a proton. Always positive     


When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.     

Cathy Guiswite

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.      

Author Unknown

I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a "cell" phone.     


To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.     

Reba McEntire

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.     

Charles Schulz

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.     

Richard Dawkins

Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.     

James A. Garfield

We're all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.     


Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.     

Flip Wilson

I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.     

Oscar Wilde

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.     

Author Unknown

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.     

Jules Renard

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.     

Dennis Miller

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.      

Margaret Mead

You can't have everything... where would you put it?     

Steven Wright

There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.     

Peter Drucker

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.      

Jim Carrey

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.     

Steven Wright