Waffle Sayings and Quotes

The weekend would be incomplete without a leisurely, decadent breakfast of butter waffles. Their pockets and crannies always provide the perfect pocket for syrup. Try not to drool with the collection of enticing and humorous waffle quotes below.


I have always loved Waffle House. It's been like an oasis in the desert many times late at night after one of my concerts.     

Trace Adkins

Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps.     

Mitch Hedberg

You should eat a waffle! You can’t be sad if you eat a waffle!     

Lauren Myracle

I don’t know about you, but I must fill every waffle square with syrup.     

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Waffles are pancakes with abs.     

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Life is too short to wonder where you hid your waffle maker.     

Paula Deen

Even for the most excitable preacher, there was nothing inherently sinful about a waffle.     

Simon Schama

There's something about waffle geometry and the transformative power of the waffle iron that turns a recipe into an adventure, and if there's one thing that's become clear to me, it's that I'm not the only one who finds the adventure irresistible.     

Daniel Shumski

Whether it's good old fashioned buttermilk waffles doused in maple syrup, down-home manwich sloppy joes, or chocolate covered waffle pops, waffles are a carb lover's dream come true.     

Lynda Balslev

Waffle people, on the other hand — of which i am one — are off kilter, willy-nilly, moody, irascible, easily distracted, and subject to experiencing peaks and valleys like those that define a waffle.      

Dawn Yanagihara

A taste so profound and complex that it can't even be compared to other tastes, only to emotions. Cheesy waffles, I was thinking, tastes like love without the fear of love's dissolution.     

John Green

That's usually how they start, the young ones. Meaningless waffle.     

Jonathan Stroud

My thoughts are like waffles the first few don't look so good.     

Marilyn vos Savant

There's nothing sadder than a sobbing waffle.     

Jerry Spinelli