Waitress Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old waitress quotes, waitress sayings, and waitress proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life.     

Hunter S. Thompson

hen the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.     

Gelett Burgess

We can serve humanity with our divine passions and gifted skills.     

Lailah Gifty Akita

To serve is beautiful, but only if it is done with joy and a whole heart.     

Pearl S. Buck

Whenever you serve someone from your heart, the food tastes so much better.     

Bunmi Shonubi

The more we serve, the more strength, we receive to keep the good deeds.     

Lailah Gifty Akita

Our biggest cost is not power, or servers, or people. It's lack of utilization. It dominates all other costs.     

Jeff Bezos

Once a waitress, always a waitress.     

Sandra Bullock

There wasn't enough gratitude in the world for a server who kept drinks coming at a time like this.     

Jennifer Crusie

Serving and attempting to inspire others is a responsibility, not a choice.     

Bill Courtney

You are serving someone for the rest of your life, not knowing a time must come when you must also be served.     

Israelmore Ayivor

The right server for the right job.     

Bob Muglia

A man who goes into a restaurant and blatantly disrespects the servers shows a strong discontent with his own being. Deep down he knows that restaurant service is the closest thing he will ever experience to being served like a king.     

Criss Jami

To serve the many, you first serve the few.     

Ken Jennings

All the beautiful waitresses existed like eternal responsibilities.     

Spalding Gray

If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good.     

Al McGuire