Watermelon Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old watermelon quotes, watermelon sayings, and watermelon proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Two watermelons cannot be held under one arm.     

Turkish Proverb

There were happy days, with watermelon, and sad days of whiskey.     

Lewis Nordan

Pick up a sesame seed but lose sight of a watermelon.     

Chinese Proverb

If you focus on only the seeds in a watermelon, you missed the sweetness of the meat.     

Wally Amos

That's all right if you've got a watermelon. Never let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon.     

Jo Swerling

I love watermelons but I believe you got to kill it to eat it.     

Sergeant R. Lee Ermey

I just wanna taste it, I just wanna taste it / Watermelon sugar high / Tastes like strawberries on a summer evenin'     

Harry Edward Styles

It's watermelon weather / That summer kind of weather / When people get together and sing     

Guy Webster/Webster Music

For it's the sweetheart kissin' season / And all the world's in rhyme / When it's watermelon sweet love tellin' time     

Guy Webster/Webster Music

Watermelon. A delightfully rounded ball of wondrous green exterior; that rolled with unparalleled fervor upon any friction less surface; with the tiniest of thrust     

Nikhil Parekh

One of the most adulated fruits at the vendor's imperiously embellished establishment, / Was the relished watermelon.     

Nikhil Parekh

I brutally tore through the skin of the succulent watermelon, / urged myself into the action of devouring blood red chunks of the fruit.     

Nikhil Parekh

All I want is a ravishing watermelon; titillating my tongue beyond the point of no control     

Nikhil Parekh

After about 60 days, tiny watermelon fruits appear on the vines. Over the warm summer months, these watermelon fruits grow bigger and bigger.     

Julie Murray

A watermelon that breaks open by itself tastes better than one cut with a knife.     

Hualing Nieh Engle

Life is like eating a watermelon, you know you're going to get some seeds; just spit them out and take another bite.     

Jeff Steinmann

When one has tasted watermelon, he knows what the angels eat.     

Mark Twain

Watermelon it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face.     

Enrico Caruso

No matter how the watermelon is shaped, you know it is a watermelon from the outward appearance. Similarly--no matter what color or how the person is shaped, you know it is a human being.     

Evelyn Murray Drayton

If people have time and patience, they will be able to count the number of seeds in a watermelon. But not one person can tell you how many watermelons will grow by planting one seed.     

Evelyn Murray Drayton

With every watermelon you cut, there is an opportunity to cut a distasteful or unappetizing watermelon. Still, this does not keep us from purchasing watermelons.     

Evelyn Murray Drayton

Big watermelon--yes; sweet--yes, luscious--you bet! That was probably the best tasting watermelon I had ever eaten in my entire life.     

Evelyn Murray Drayton

Don't underestimate the humble watermelon. It contains Vitamin A which is essential for healthy eyes and boosts immunity.     

Gordon Rock

And what's more, watermelon needn't just be enjoyed as a sweet snack. It works well in dozens of recipes, sweet and savory.     

Gordon Rock

The inside of a watermelon should display good, crisp red flesh. Melons should not be mealy and water soaked.     

Lonnie T. Lynch

In China and Japan watermelon is a popular gift to bring to a host.     

Katie Potter

Every part of watermelon is edible, even the seeds and rinds.     

Katie Potter

Eating watermelon is really fun. The juice runs down your face. But it's even more fun to spit the seeds at your sister!     

Katie Potter

You remind me of watermelon seeds / So hard to put a finger on / Shooting off to escape the slightest pressure / And yet, once firmly secured / You are the source of great enjoyment / And even pleasure.     

David Thomasson

Watermelon is 92% water and 8% sugar, so it is aptly named, and remained among the most refreshing and thirst quenching fruits of all.     

Eugene A Defelice